A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
"WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use wear my shoes"
HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
Hi Michuzi.
ReplyDeleteAsante kwa kila juhudi unazofanya kuhakikisha watanzania na wengineo wapendao blog hii kupata habari, burudani na mengineyo. Binafsi nafarijika sana, hongera sana kwa kazi nzuri na shukrani tele.
Kitu kimoja Michuzi, na samahani kama nitakuwa nimekuingilia katika utendaji wako. Ni kwamba kama hii joke ama vyovyote inavyojulikana, Eti mimi ninaona ingekuwa na ka colum kake somewhere badala ya kuchanganya mambo yanayohusiana na hii (joke/vitimbi/vichekesho), hapa main. Sababu ni kwamba ukianza weka mambo haya hapa, kuna wengine hawayapendi (mmoja wapo mimi), sioni kwa nini niyasome, sasa unapokutana nayo kama habari ya kwanza, kweli inanikatisha tamaa kuendelea kuangalia habari inayofuata kwa imani kwamba labda ni kama hiyo ya kwanza. (Huyo ni mimi sijui kwa wengine)
Sasa basi, ka ushauri kadogo tu Michuzi, kama hutajali,vitafutie vitu hivi kijisehemu chake, vitafuatwa huko huko, ila kama wengi wanapenda iwe hapa, then wengi wape and just ignore me.
Shukrani kwa nafasi hii kaka Michuzi.
mayoo wane kaua bendi huyo.
ReplyDeleteWENGI WAPE ...TUKIWA NA HABARI ZA AINA NOJA TUU KUTABOAR HUMU.
ReplyDeleteIla MIchuzi mimi nakuomba kama ni jokes just think first jee hii joke nikiweka huku yule nephew or niece ( I don't know how old are your kids) wakisoma ambao they are hardly 14 yrs old ...what will they think of you or how much serious or respect will give to you?
For your peer group this is not bad at all but you have to know that they are so many kids reading your blog all the time. We all know that this HIGH TECH generation kids know so many things as we could imagine from my space and otherr sites but lets us assume that they don't know and we don't want to expose them with more materials. From that it will spare us from trouble...
We all have the kiddy me inside our mind no matter how old but showing out how much the kiddy me is option.