QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? -
* KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
* PLATO: For the greater good.
* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
* KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
* RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
* CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will befree to cross roads without having their motives being called intoquestion.
* MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who careswhy? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn ' t anyoneever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around allover the place, anyway?"
* FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossedthe road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
* GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don ' t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
* MOHAMMED ALDOURI: ( Iraqi Ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don ' t even have a chicken.
* OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* DARWIN : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
* EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
* ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken ' s motion
* NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
* THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between the chicken and the road.
* ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
* RAILA ODINGA: Had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is a two horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!!! besides no one can stop the river nile....... But if we cross the road like i have done seven times so far, then we can invite the chicken to come back to the original side of the road....
*EMILIO MWAI KIBAKI: Kuku ilivuka pale pale, ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine,……… na hatuwezi kataa, tutakataa namna gani ? Hakunaaa !!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku………..…....ni wapumbavu.................mavi ya kuku!!!
* PLATO: For the greater good.
* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
* KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
* RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
* CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will befree to cross roads without having their motives being called intoquestion.
* MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who careswhy? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn ' t anyoneever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around allover the place, anyway?"
* FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossedthe road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
* GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don ' t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
* MOHAMMED ALDOURI: ( Iraqi Ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don ' t even have a chicken.
* OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* DARWIN : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
* EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
* ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken ' s motion
* NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
* THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between the chicken and the road.
* ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
* RAILA ODINGA: Had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is a two horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!!! besides no one can stop the river nile....... But if we cross the road like i have done seven times so far, then we can invite the chicken to come back to the original side of the road....
*EMILIO MWAI KIBAKI: Kuku ilivuka pale pale, ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine,……… na hatuwezi kataa, tutakataa namna gani ? Hakunaaa !!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku………..…....ni wapumbavu.................mavi ya kuku!!!
*JK: Kusaka maisha bora
*M7: Who cares, so long as I live to become EAC boss?
Nyerere: The chicken crossed the road to oppose capitalism and show a sign of unity in supporting the Arusha Declaration!
ReplyDeleteYa Martin Luther ilitakiwa iwe hivi:
ReplyDeleteMARTIN LUTHER KING: I have a dream... that one day all chicken will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called intoquestion.
Issa Michuzi" The chicken crossed the road to create a story for this blog.
ReplyDeleteDkt. Slaa: Kuku alivuka barabara kutafuta mafisadi.
Kabwe: Kuku alivuka barabara kumsaka Karamagi.
Kuku alivuka barabara kwa vile alipata habari mchoma nyama wa ndafu, siku hizi ameanza kuchoma kuku pia, alikuwa anasalimisha maisha yake ati!
ReplyDeleteAli Mwinyi: Jamanieee, ruksa. Mwacheni kuku accross barabara.
ReplyDeleteBM: Kati mazingira ya sasa ya uwazi na ukweli lazima tutafute njia mbadala za kuwasalimisha kuku. Kuku hawa pia lazima wafikiriwe katika uwekazaji kwenye dunia hii ya utandawazi.
SPIKA S.S...JAMANI EEE HIVI WANANCHI WANATUTEGEMEA SISI KUJADILI MAMBO YA KUKU KUVUTA EEE SAMAHANI NAMAANISHA KUVUKA BARABARA KWELI? BUNGE HILI NI TUKUFU NA KAMWE SITORUHUSU KUJADILI HABARI ZA KUKU KUVUKA BARABARA ALA.NENDENI KAWAULIZENI WAUZA KUKU.HALAFU MHESHIMIWA NANIHII PALE NATAKA UFUTE HOJA YAKO MARA MOJA.
ReplyDeleteWABUNGE FLANI.(MAKOFI)KWELI KWELI
Ni raha sana kuona watanzania tunakuwa na mitazamo ya kifalsafa kwani furasafa husaidia kutatua na kupanua mitazamo. Watu wasopenda kuelimisha kwa kusoma falsafa uwa na mtazamo finyu na hivyo huzania mawazao yao waliyo nayo ndiyo sahihi tu na hivyo watu kama hao wakiwa ni viongozi hujikuta wakiwaburuza watawaliwa.
ReplyDeleteNamshukuru sana mtu aliye post vitu kama hivyo nasema Well done and keep it up.
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