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1. Confi-what?:

Son asks difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad says," you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!"

2. The Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Well, Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant

3. Period:

Teacher: "u know the importance of period?"

Kid: "Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".

4. Friends:

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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