What`s your wish today?
Mugabe was sitting with Tsvangirayi and Mutambara in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them.
They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they shouldbe released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"
Mutambara thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was donebut the pillow lasted 10 lashes.
Mugabe saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
Tsvangirayi saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you are from the most popular party of Zimbabwe with all the wealth and you share the same ethnicity with Barack Obama, you are permitted to have two wishes!"
Tsvangirayi thought for a second, then said:"Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available."
"If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"
"Tie Mugabe to my back."
Thamani ya ujinga aijue mjinga mwenyewe...yaani hicho kiingereza na yalioandikwa wala hayanisisimui...hebu tuuache huo ubandia na tuleteeni visa vya kibongo....long live Shaaban Robert!
ReplyDeleteAnony was 11/26 11:19pm, soften a little bit....you are missing the point; "laughter, Best medicine".That's it. By the way, Shaaban Robert alikuwa mahenga, sio comedian. Just to point out.
ReplyDeletebwana watu wanaoandika humu kila siku oohh sijui hatujii kiingerza sasa wamenichosha jamani. Kama hamjui si nyie. Ukiona ujumbe haukuhusu au huuelewi achana nao, nenda kwenye mada inayofuata. Sio lazima kila maada usome na utoe maoni. Kama huelewi kivyako, wengine tumeelewe na tumecheka.
ReplyDeleteKama una upinzani na Kiingereza kaikosoe katika kwanza; kwani hata katiba yako imeandikwa kwa lugha 2: Kiingereza na Kiswahili
Hivi huyu mchangiaji wa kwanza ni binadamu mwenzetu au. nauliza ana hisia kama zetu?
ReplyDeleteMy Wish is to wake up to the death of Mugabe!!
ReplyDeleteWhy so many should die for him to cling-on to life so long!!!
Shame to headless leaders of SADC! How can they hide behind the starvation, cholera and Mass Murderer in the Name of Mugabe.
Where do they pray on Friday or Saturday or Sunday Probably in hole..........11
Nyerere must be suffering in his sleep to see these cowards claiming moral high ground and support a comrade.
Bravo to Bostwana the only true Democrat and courageous leader.
And Mbeki a mediator the one who enjoyed seeing his own brothers and sisters die of AIDS Can you expect anything from him????
It is fruitless to sit with him let alone talk with him.
Mungu Ibariki Africa, Mungu iokoe Afrika.
Mzawa
Copied from somewhere.I heard it before with different characters.Try to be original.
ReplyDeletewe anonymous wa Nov 27 10:52 pm acha ujinga kujifanya unajua sana kumbe pumba tu. Kwani aliye post hiyo ni wapi alipodai originalitay? Hata kama amekopi samuhwea kama ulivyodai kuna ubaya gani kushea na wadau ambao hawakufika huko samuhwea yako?
ReplyDeleteHabari za jioni jama...!
ReplyDeleteAm kind of mew in this blog so didnt know how to comment in the blog.
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