LusekeloNearly everyone is worrying at the prospect of spending time without power in the near future as announced, with almost evident satisfaction, by Tanesco boss, Dr Idris Rashid.
Even the Bunge Defence and Security Committee (Ulinzi na Usalama) wants to have a chat with Dr Rashid.
He said that the country will be in darkness, hospitals will collapse, babies will be born in the dark and doctors will not know what they are pulling from their patients’ insides and all the horror stories you can link with darkness.
Not me. I am a born optimist and I always see the silver lining in every cloud. Right now I am practising on my powers of conversation.
How to talk. A lot of us have lost that art. They take refuge on watching, mostly junk on TV. You see the moment Tanesco switches off power and the country plunges into darkness, there will be no telly.
I know some of those English Premier League slaves will make a painful groan. But they can all go to hell. Why not talk about football instead of watching Arsenal do their magic.
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Gushh m so sick reading this tanesco embarrasing articles,how in GODs name did we end here at the first? Nights will be filled with chaos,the tanesco guys are bunch of flukes i said yer i said it.....they dnt even have aback plan and this is how they do u us citizens?i feel sorry for my country men..WHEN THEY WILL BE IN DARK THE TANESCO N OTHER LEADERS WILL BE IN LIGHT....ts so sad un tanesco its ol ur fault we wuldnt be here if u had thot abwt the future.wat kinda of administration do u run?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see the face of Lusekelo Adam on this Michuzi Screen,my poor aging Lungs begin to twitch,desperately gasping for Oxygen!Like it or not,one has to burst out laughing even before you have read anything!"What are you laughing at",my kid asked me amused!"i replied,Adam!".She again asked,"Adam 'Who?'".i said,'Lusekelo'.She again asked,'Lusekelo 'Who?'.Cummon now,i said,lookere kid,there is only one Adam Lusekelo we are talking about here,right?Who else did you think I was talking about?Then my kid started to cool down.Even when the cooling wasn't complete,all of a sudden the Lights went out!Jeez!she screamed,"this Vampire Tanesco!again?".Eaasy,easy kid,i said,trying to comfort my poor kid who looked deeply disturbed to have missed her 'Madagascar 2'on the TV Screen,at the time that bluster,'moving,moving,mooovviing!'was blastering in the air!Then I told my kid,"does Dr.Rush-idd Idd-riss mean anything to you,kid?".No,she said!OOOOH My!this doctor was so much in a rush that day,when he blindly tried "The Nyaaauuuu Trick" for the Dowans,but didn't work!He looked damn scaring that day,when he decided to call it nuts come what may,""Lookere Danganyikans,don't tell me I didn't warn you!If you Don't Buy Dowans,the Vampires will down on you!This country,everywhere there will be Darkness,complete darkness!Me Dr.Rush-idd I am your saviour,for I have been told in my dreams by Gabriel that it was once foretold in the holy scriptures that there would come a day when Rush-idd will be the Tanesco Vampire that by the will of the creator,the beautifull and godfearing people of Danganyika will be saved from the "everlasting darkness" by ghostly Dowans!You are the Chosen,otherwise Dowans should have landed elsewhere,but it was foretold,so be it!"Nyaaaaaaauuuuu!".'Myaaauuuuuu!Only to realise my kid had passed asleep,only left on my own murmuring like a haunted soul!"Myaaaaooooooooouuu adam!".Dont try this Nyau Trick at home or even at school.Could be fatal.Just burst out laughing!Tjis is what Adam Lusekelo is always about.A Good Laugh doesn't doesn't cost you anything?TRA has failed to impose a VAT on it!Its a taxfree commodity,but not on stage,kick my ass!By the way Adam,I should have forgotten this:some of us have now acclimatized to the new sitting patterns in our sitting-rooms!Even if the Vampire Tanesco struck in the mid of the nite,my kid would just negotiate the meanders of the room in total darkness and be able to reach the spot where the portable transistor was located quite safely without even knocking down a thermos flask standing by!Guts and perseverence!--papperazi antonnio---
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ReplyDeleteI dont see what you are driving at ? actually he hasnt refuted his statement, so it still stands, and i think people don't like to be told the bold truth
If you watch Oprah, there is a Dr Phil who regulary has his own take there " TELL IT AS IT IS "
so Yes Dr Rashidi, tell it as it is, don't put tomato sauce, sugarcoat it or anything, you are not a politician neither are you at a mercy of anybody.. so there it is out in the open; deal with it !
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One wonders what those chaps seating there at the so called "Board of Darkness", ah, sorry, "Board of Directors" are directing?
ReplyDeleteForget about "strategic planning", think about "tactical planning", then perhaps you can understand the whole saga...and they should appropriately be known as "Board of Tactic Planning"
If you don't like the name, there is nothing anyone can do about it, because nobody can do anything about anything anyway!
Forget also about all missions and visions you have read about before, for they do not apply. The only reason we have the BOD is to "direct" us to lightness, brightness, mwanga if you like.
But we have ended in darkness before, and now we are heading for darkness again...sound familiar? It does not take rocket science; if not strategic management to understand that our "BOD" is directing TANESCO and all of us folks towards darkness.
Forget about chaps at the ministry too, for if you direct the questions to them, you are making our beloved "BOD" redundant... you are saying that they are not there...that they amount to nothing...that they are "only" "supervising", not directing!! No, please don't!
It is always so funny when power comes back early evening but not before bongolanders retire to their beds, for the sudden smiles and cries they produce in unison..oyeeeee... umeme...umerudiiii. can be a very clever way of making the good citizens happy and always have something to be looking forward to!
How to talk!!. Agree. A lot of us have lost that art because one need a special licence to do that. Thats what I read that the Chairperson of Bunge commitee for Darkness said. If anybody do the talking, without a vailid licence -it is gross misconduct (yes be repriminded).
ReplyDeleteOnly the President can talk on issues of darkness. By the way we do not care what was said, but who said it. Did he posses licence to talk, or permission to talk a threat, you know! We hate threats and so we always deny any material that is thratening. We dont want to be told that there is HIV and tutakawisha!!. I hated s much when in Darwin nightmare we recieve serios threats of natioanal security: mapanki, changu doa, illegal arms and name other threats. We dont want to hear that hunger is killing people, because of extended drought, why should we be threatened. We an independent nation least to get any threats.
I also hate the threat about mafisadi and that they are looting us. How dare they threat us. At least, this mafisadi scare can only be said by licenced talkers and not at Maelezo but atMwembe Yanga or Kwa Zakeem on april first only. if someone scares us inside the Bunge we can scare him that he faked his evidence.
Adam, I also hate DAWASCO for scaring us with their water disconnections.
Lastly, I am really suprised at you foo thinking that TANSECO do not have a planning department. Why? Isnt that the unit where they plan power cuts and blackout (shed-loading) schedules? I know the department also plans which power plant to buy and for how much? Is it not the same unit that appraised and executed Bunge 's Commettee for Darkness advice to buy quickly almost-new IPTL plant knowingly contravining procurement law?
We are unscared nation. We fought maji-maji with bare hands, no guns.
Ha aha ha...Losekelo, this is every funny and true.I really like your articles
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