husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York
City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men
have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping
at the Husband Store... Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!