A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes
back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I
swished with sweet tea. I swished
and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes
back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I
swished with sweet tea. I swished
and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
HIi yote vimetoka third world countries au hizo nchi ambazo kupiga wanawake kwao ni jadi yao...Nyoooo mkome kabisa kuweka vitu hivi vya unyanyasaji wa wanawake..Weee ankal ni mtu unayeheshimina nashangaa why you keep always accept things that are undermining women...Kama hujaelimika bwana....Kutembea kote nchi zote ulimwenguni hujafunguka macho na kujua hili.....
ReplyDeleteUpost usiposti lakini ujumbe umekufikia kama haya mambo ya ukoloni kama bado unayasupport well good luck with that
Wee annony wa kwanza usitake kujifanya unajua sana kwani swala watu kupiga wake zao au wake kupiga waume zao ni geni hapa duniani? kikubwa angalia ankal alitaka afikishe ujumbe gani, hii hata mimi mwanaume imenifundisha kitu nikiona siku mke wangu amelewa na anakuja juu sana itabidi niwe mpole mpaka atakapo kuwa kwenye hali nzuri. Au napo hapa utaanza kuhoji kwanini mwanamke alewe?
ReplyDeletesome sensitive arrogant a** human beings like the one who just commented hapo juu
ReplyDeleteare to be hanged cant the society joke and laugh iiiiishhhh,
hiyo ni joke watu wanapost racist jokes itakuwa hii sexist ebu kabebe mabox huna lolote Uuuu insecure-d,with inferiority complex ********
uncle amefanya nini zaidi ya post a simple joke we bado ni mtumwa kama hau speak ur mind wateva it is (speak ya mind) n jaribu kucheka am sure umeezeeka kisa kuwa super sensitive sijui ulikuwa abused udogoni
Anony wa kwanza 02:41am hapo juu inaelekea u never close ur mouth ndo maana hii joke imekuuma please learn to keep ur mouth shut! Itakusaidia.
ReplyDeleteits supposed to be a joke u freak!!
ReplyDeletejamani hicho ni kichekesho tu mbona mmekuwa wakali kihivyo! japo ina ukweli ndani yake, most men wakilewa hupenda kuwapiga wake zao bila sababu akisemeshwa lolote, akiulizwa kesho yake eti anasingizia pombe! wanaume muache tabia hiyo! ndio maana mnaambiwa 'piga mpira, usipige mwanamke'. so the best way to avoid quarells was for that woman to stop arguing with him. wanume wote wapigao wake zao sijui wamelelewa vipi, hawana hata aibu, hii sio nchi za kwetu hata huko uzunguni wapo bwana, so msiwe wabishi jirekebisheni.
ReplyDeletethanks Michuzi for good sense of humour yenye kufundisha na kuelemisha.