To make a woman happy,
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A lover
3. A father
4. A chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
9. A stylist
10. Sexologist
11. Psychologist
12. Pest terminator
13. Good listener
14. An organizer
15. Very clean
16. Sympathetic
17. Attentive
18. Intelligent
19. Tender
20. Strong
21. Understanding
22. Tolerant
23. Ambitious
24. Capable
25. Courageous
26. Dependable
27. Passionate
28. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
29. Give her compliments regularly
30. Love shopping
31. Be rich
32. Not stress her out
33. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
34. Give her lots of attention,
35. Give her lots of time,
36. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
1. A friend
2. A lover
3. A father
4. A chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
9. A stylist
10. Sexologist
11. Psychologist
12. Pest terminator
13. Good listener
14. An organizer
15. Very clean
16. Sympathetic
17. Attentive
18. Intelligent
19. Tender
20. Strong
21. Understanding
22. Tolerant
23. Ambitious
24. Capable
25. Courageous
26. Dependable
27. Passionate
28. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
29. Give her compliments regularly
30. Love shopping
31. Be rich
32. Not stress her out
33. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
34. Give her lots of attention,
35. Give her lots of time,
36. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
Hiyo ya leave him alone, kila siku namwambia wife.. leave me alone hataki! Sasa siko happy siku nyingi sana, huu mwaka wa kumi na. We mwache tu!
ReplyDeleteDu kweli hii ni ya ukweli maana mambo yanakuwa ni mengi,ila sehemu ya kumpa umakini wote mwana mke ndio sitaki kabisaaaaaaaaaaa.............
ReplyDeleteHIVI NI KWA NINI KILA SIKU WAO TU? HIVI NI KWELI WAO HAWANA SHIDA NA SISI NA HAWAPASWI KUTUJALI KAMA SS TUNAVYO WAJALI. COMMON NOW I STAND ON BEHALF OF ALL MEN DON BE LAZE, DON BE STUPID, DON BE CRAZE DON GIVE ADEM FOR THE FAKING WOMEN IF SHE IS NOT SMART KICK HER OUT NO MATTER WHAT BSE SO MANY GIRL AROUND THERE THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU MAN.
ReplyDeletePesa pesa pesa .mwanaume kama hana pesa jamani inakuwa ngumu ,na kinyaa. Cheating is passible 80 percent . Pesa ya urembo,plastic surgery,diet,mercedez ,manicure and pedicure . Pesa pesa sabuni ya roho
ReplyDeleteYa mwisho hii ipo poa sana nimekubaliana na wewe 100 zote
ReplyDeleteWhy...why...why cant they live us alone,women so so selfish...wanaume wengi ni watumwa kwa wake zao na kama unabisha anza sasa kujichunguza wewe mwenyewe!
ReplyDeleteWenu Mkwere Msoga.
Mmh hao wanaume wa siku hizi hayo yote hawafanyi, wamesahau mpaka majukumu yao ya kutunza familia basi mama ndio kuanzia electrician, carpenter and...you name it, mpaka mahitaji ya ndani.....na wala msibishe. Na mwanamke asipoangalia mpaka ada ya watoto itamtoka!
ReplyDeleteInaonyesha jinsi gani comments zote hapo juu ni za wanaume wasio care, jamani , all thats women need is humanity nothng else!! which most men do not have! Wanaume wengi hawajali utu wa wapenzi wao na kwa sababu wanawake wanajali ndio maana wanahitaji the same
ReplyDeleteyah tupo pamoja ila nani kakupa hiyo yani ni ukweli mtupu, i like live me alone.
ReplyDeletetatizo ni kwamba wanaume hawataki kukubali ukweli kuwa they need to grow up. utakuta mwanaume ana mke na watoto ila yeye kuanzia asubuhi mpaka usiku yeye na baa, baa na yeye yaani wako kama ndiyo wanabalehe. ni aibu. familia tunazozilea wakati huu ni ngumu sana hata unashindwa kuelewa hawa watoto watakuja kuwa kina nani. maadili yanaporomoka. wanaume kazi kukaa baa na pomba. ni kweli dada yangu hapo juu nakubaliana na wewe wanaume wamesahau kabisa wajibu wao. usipoangalia mpaka taa ikiungua wewe mama ndiyo unatakiwa ubadilishe bulb. ni aibu jamani kaka zangu. nataka kuwasihi wanawake wenzangu kama una mme ambaye ana muelekeo muheshimu sana maana wanaume wengi wako corrupted ni vimeo tabu tupu.
ReplyDeleteVITU VYOTE AFANYIWE MTU MMOJA TU KATI YA WAWILI??? NA HUYO MWINGINE HAKUNA KITU.................MHHHH
ReplyDeleteANONI Fri Nov 12, 02:06:00 PM, MWANAUME ANASHINDA BAA KILA SIKU KUYAKIMBIA HAYO YALIHOLODHESHWA HAPO JUU.
ReplyDeleteI believe some men for get where there manners are, they go to ahead of them selves and expect women to do all the catering. AGAIN THIS IS NOT FOR ALL MEN, ONLY FOR THOSE WHO DO THESE THINGS!!!!
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