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Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu.
 
Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee:Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana, aliyesimama pale.Hakimu:  Endelea, 
Bibi Kizee:  Si, akanivua nguo zote na kunipanda.
Hakimu: Enhee!
Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani mimi BWEGE!
Hakimu: Enhee!
Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!
Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lilokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
Bibi Kizee: Ajenge ule mlango aliouvunja!
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  1. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011

    Duuh hii ni kiboko yao yani namba one kwenye top10 mwaka huu. Mpeni kombe mtungaji wa habari .Kwikwikwiiiiii!!! Mdau toka buja

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  2. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011

    asante uncel

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  3. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011

    Hii Kali nimecheka mpaka mabavu zimeniuma.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011

    Sijaelewa "kukata kulia na kushoto" ina maanisha nini?
    Hahahaha kosa kuvunja mlango... sio kubakwa lol.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011

    Lol hii kali

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  6. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011

    atengeneze mlango na siku nyingine aje mchana kabla sijafunga mlango...ahisi kama bibi alimalizia hivyo... hahahaaa

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  7. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011

    Anony 01:14:00, kukata kushoto na kulia ni kukata mauno hayo....upo? hahahaha, very funny

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  8. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011

    Hi kali bibi kanogewa na serengeti boy mpaka kaona kijana hajafanya kosa kosa lake ni kuvunja mlango. Hongera kijana kwa kazi nzuri.

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  9. SimonOctober 13, 2011

    Hii ni kali kumbe Bibi alihofia kuitwa Bwege akatoa ushirikiano

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