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GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION
If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo.
If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like.
If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.
If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord.
If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert you are gay. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA, NASCAR etc
If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? Watching any of these movies by yourself or with another man is flaming homo.
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ReplyDeleteGENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION
If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo.
If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like.
If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.
If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord.
If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert you are gay. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major
league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA, NASCAR etc
If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? Watching any of these movies by yourself or with another man is flaming homo.
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