1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurryto get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, startspending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recallhowyou spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can yousave when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic toy our burning needs.
4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated":How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade by becoming a machinga or engage in home-based production? That is for people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heavenand gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you getmillionsof shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your townwere started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the Government and the Banks that refuse to lend you money.They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer
8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. And, oh, whenever your neighbours buy a new phone, get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second-hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.
If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above one dollar.
Well, isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those leaders and scholars?
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