Sir ALEX FERGUSON anapenda kuwaomba radhi ndugu, jamaa na marafiki ambao alisahau kuwaalika katika harusi kabambe ya mwanae MANCHESTER UNITED alipomuoa binti wa MZEE SCOLARY aitwae CHELSEA siku ya Jumapili iliyopita ambapo wasasambuaji hatari ambao wote ni mashoga wa bi harusi: Drogba, Lampard na Anelka walipagawisha sana kwa mauno yao huku wapambe Vidic, Rooney na Berbatov wakivuma na kuiependezesha harusi kwa shamrashamra.
Namnukuu Sir Alex Ferguson: “Ndugu, jamaa na marafiki niliosahau kuwaalika katika harusi hii iliyofana ya mwanangu Manchester msikonde kwani mwanangu anatarajia kuongeza mke pili aitwaye LIVERPOOL ambaye ni binti wa Mzee Bernitez na baada ya siku chache ataongeza mke wa tatu aitwaye ARSENAL ambaye ni binti wa MZEE WENGER. Wote mtakaribishwa tena bila kadi”
Mwisho wa kunukuu
Mr. Ahmed Viriyala
Namnukuu Sir Alex Ferguson: “Ndugu, jamaa na marafiki niliosahau kuwaalika katika harusi hii iliyofana ya mwanangu Manchester msikonde kwani mwanangu anatarajia kuongeza mke pili aitwaye LIVERPOOL ambaye ni binti wa Mzee Bernitez na baada ya siku chache ataongeza mke wa tatu aitwaye ARSENAL ambaye ni binti wa MZEE WENGER. Wote mtakaribishwa tena bila kadi”
Mwisho wa kunukuu
Mr. Ahmed Viriyala
We miss Ahmed Viriyala oops Mr Ahmed Viriyala.
ReplyDeleteThe last time i checked dume rijali Arsenal alishawapitia hao watanashati wote chelsea, na virgin liverpool.Na mtoto Man nae alishachapwa.Mtoto Liverpool bado anaplay hard to get si unajua tena sitaki nataka lakini atapatwa tu .Sikujua kama watanashati nao wanaruhusiwa kuoa, only in America.
Kumbe hana UK wameshahalalisha same gender marriage.
Haya hongereni MAN kwa harusi .....
Michuzi kwanini unaruhusu aina za utani ambazo zinadhalilisha mwanamke. Chelsea, Liverpool na Arsenal ni wanawake kwasababu wame assume subordinate position ambayo siku zote huyu mwandishi amekuwa akiiona ni ya mwanamke. Ohooooooo! Huyu jamaa anataka kuamusha hisia hata za wasio wapiga debe wa TAMWA. Ngoja tuweke mikakati
ReplyDeleteFERG amesahau kama mtoto wake ni shoga na ataolewa na mtoto wa benitez ,kwan umesahau mwanaume ndo anaenda kumchukua mke nyumbani kwa wakwe, kwa iyo rijal wa anfield anaenda kumchukua mke old traffold.
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ReplyDeleteMwambie Mr. Ahmed Viriyala kuwa Arsenal ni mtoto wa kiume wa Mr. wenger sio kama alivyodhania..!! Na kama anakumbuka vizuri kashawapitia watoto wengi tu wakishua wakiwemo Manchester wa anayekaa mitaa ya Old Trafford mtoto wa mzee Freguson na yule mtoto wa Mzee Scolari anayekaa Daraja la Stamford(sio Manzese)..!! Halaf kale kabinti ka mzee Benitez kanakunywaga tu bia zetu za bure(Carlsberg) sema kagumu kuingilika ila mara hii tunakapa offer ya kupanda ndege ya Emirate najua kataingia tu kichwa kichwa na kenyewe tunakamlizia mule mule..!! Hatuoi sisi watoto wa Emirate..!! Bado tupo tupo Bwana...
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ReplyDeleteHaya matani yanayofanana na ukweli utatolewa ngeu Viri!
Najua hapo bwana michuzi mimacho imemtoka.alaf wewe Anon wa pili unaesema anadhalilisha wanawake acha uzushi, zis iz jast a joke bwana.Mbona michuzi majuzi kasema kipofu kaona mwezi baada ya kuwafunga chelski na hamkulalamika kuwa anawadhalilisha walemavu?
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Au sio bwana?
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Previous Next 1. At 12:33pm on 13 Jan 2009, kevthered83 wrote:
This blog was kind of hidden away wasnt it. Funny nonetheless.
I actually think Benitez has lost the plot, spouting facts that have all been proven inaccurate. If he had spent his week preparing for Stoke, rather than noting down nonsense on a sheet of A4, there may have been a better performance from his side.
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2. At 12:34pm on 13 Jan 2009, scottsewell wrote:
Fantastic blog yet again Robbo.
I loved the S.E.T.A.N.T.A anagram, absolutely brilliant.
The title is Man u's to lose now in my opinion.
5 points off the lead, 2 games in hand, AT HOME, and they still have to play Arsenal and Liverpool at home in the league. I'll be surprised if they don't win a third straight title.
Keep up the good work mate.
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3. At 12:34pm on 13 Jan 2009, EdinburghPremFan wrote:
Good blog again Robbo, and as a Man Utd fan living in Edinburgh I can't help but think Rafa's comments just play into Fergie's hands (as we've all seen before with Keegan and Newcastle's blown title chances after his infamous "I'd love it!!" rant
Seriously when will these managers realise that Fergie thrives on the mind-games, and just to focus on getting their own teams motivated and playing well. Maybe stop leaving his two best strikers on the bench so much....Torres and Keane will come good this season yet, but I'm afraid the league is now Man Utd's to lose!
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4. At 12:36pm on 13 Jan 2009, Samwell2804 wrote:
Good Stuff again Robbo?!
Ah memories of the Good Old Mourinho quote of calling Wenger a 'Voyeur' classic stuff?!
Very amusing today
loving the "Glasgow Beetroot" - very original
also kudos on making something up for SETANTA?! - proof that you journalists have too much time on your hands?! hahaha
Keep Up the Good Work
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5. At 12:44pm on 13 Jan 2009, Samwell2804 wrote:
kevthered83 - couldnt agree with you more about Benitez losing the plot ever so slightly by spouting off facts that arent actually facts?! silly silly man played right into the hands of fergie?!
its so true that
"Fergie could start a scrap in a Trappist monastery."
the man could start a war of words with anything, but fair play to him as a few subtle words end up playing right into his hands?!
Wenger, Benitez just don't like indulging in rough and tumble world of Fergies Schoolyard Fisticuffs antics?! best for them to just stay away and keep quite playing marbles in the corner of the yard or playing chess in the library
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6. At 12:47pm on 13 Jan 2009, BCChris wrote:
Yeh i didnt spot this blog yesterday when it says it was posted. Whats goin on BBC? The best blog on their site and they do not advertise or promote it whatsoever untill a day later.
Anyway Robbo another very interesting blog mate. As for all this mind games nonsense, i love it, its so childish and pathetic to see these grown men saying the equivelant of 'My dads bigger than your dad', that you just have to laugh. It wouldnt be a title race without it realy.
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7. At 1:13pm on 13 Jan 2009, potteringthrough wrote:
Well Done, you managed to mention Stoke without mentioning Delap - That must be a first for you!
I do enjoy your article to be fair and this one was no exception!
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8. At 1:21pm on 13 Jan 2009, t_gebhardinho wrote:
your right robbo - up the villa!
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9. At 1:25pm on 13 Jan 2009, schnickelbop wrote:
"... blasted down to Earth from the Planet Taggart..." - probably your best ever line. Well done.
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10. At 1:27pm on 13 Jan 2009, MonsieurAbeille wrote:
Even funnier than normal, top stuff.
Personally think that the 'Pool will crumble - they rely too much on Gerrard and Torres, Big Phil will findthe answer to getting his pampered pets playing, and they become the main challenge to Man U.
But to us that support teams in the murkier depths of the Football league (up the Barnet) , its all one big bouffanted soap opera anyway - about as close to real football as Big Bruvver is to Universally Challenged.
hamna hao wote ni wake zetu Chelsea for life,mtoto mdogo kumpiga kofi mtu mzima ni bahati mbaya sio kwamba mtu mzima anamuogopa huyo mtoto,na ndio maana hao wamefurahi saaaaaana ni sawa na jua kupatwa ndio inavotokea,
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...Cant You People take a Joke and just let Go? Do you Have to be Serious at All time?? ndio maana mnazeeka haraka!! AAACHHEEENI HIZZOOOO....!
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