Wife goes to supermarket,
sees man's briefs on sale.
She buys a dozen of the same colour.
Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, " Why buy me the same colour?
Hubby protests, " Why buy me the same colour?
People will think I do not change underwear!!
Wife asks, "Which people?"
yes"which people"?????????????????????????????/
ReplyDeleteNi kweli jamaa yupo right,haiwezekani anunue za aina moja,inawezekana jamaa anapenda sana kuogelea,so akienda na aina moja tu kila siku watu watasema huwa abadili pants,na kuna madhara ya kuchafua swimming pool.
ReplyDeleteMdau Waluwalu
kwani hana swiming suit?
ReplyDeletewau Ahsante kwa maoni yenu, lakini nadhani maoni yenu hayakulenga lile lengo halisi la hicho kitendawili.Hapo bibie kuuliza wapi gani? alikuwa ana maana kwamba yawezekana huyu jamaa huenda sana nje ya ndoa kwa wanawake wengine. Ikiwa ni mwanamke mmoja tu alikuwa anawasiwasi gani kuwa na brief yaaina moja endapo inakuwa safi tu?
ReplyDeleteAnyway: let me bring one jokes here to laugh.
Son and his dad at market:
Son: dada your zip is open.
Dad: don't say like that, better say your makeup box is open.
Next day in the market again.
Son:dad your makeup box is open and the lipstick has just come out.
Kichekooo
A Chemical Analysis of Women
ReplyDeleteELEMENT : WOMAN
Symbol : WO+
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary
from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
Jamaa kalala na mkewe usiku. Mara wife kaota kaanza kuweweseka akisema 'mume wangu amekuja mume wangu amekuja fanya haraka ondoka au kajifiche'. Mume akamsikia mkewe alipokuwa anasema hayo maneno. Baada ya kuyasikia naye akakurupuka mbio kaenda akitaka kupitia dirishani ili akimbie. Lakini baada ya sekunde chache akili ikamjia kuwa yuko nyumbani kwake. Akarudi akaanza kuwa mkali kwa mkewe. Swali au ukipenda kiite kitendawili nani anastahili kuadhibiwa kati yao? Inaonekana wife aliota tu. Wewe kama mume ungefanyaje? Au wewe kama mke mumeo kakujia juu nawe ungemuonaje? Anakuonea? Au unastahili adhabu.
ReplyDeleteuhuni mtupu
ReplyDelete...people in the changing rooms at the swimming club...
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