CHEKA UNENEPE: WACHAGGA BWANA!

Three Chaggas and three Englishmen are traveling by trainto a football match in London . At the station, the three Englishmen each buy a ticket and watch as the three Chaggas buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?', asks one of the Englishman. 'Watch and learn,' answers one Massawe.

They all board the train. The Englishmen take their respectiveseats but all three Chaggas cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket please.' The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Englishmen are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Chaggas on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Chaggas don't buy a ticket at all !! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed Englishman. 'Watch and learn...' says one Mushi.

When they board the train the three Chaggas cram into a toilet and soon after the three Englishmen pile into another toilet nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, Kimaro leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, 'Ticket please...'

No prizes to guess what happened next..