A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?"   He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"   He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity (mgao) so the electric chair doesn't work.   The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the  contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on……And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?

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  1. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    Whoever wrote this made my day! Nimecheka saaaana. Hii ni kweli kabisa, lakini je tutafika kweli?

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  2. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    lovely!!!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    Very nice joke indeed
    The best part of it is that I could not anticipate the punch-line.
    Underneath the joke there is an amazing satirization of bureaucracy,
    Its almost Kafkaesque
    Thanks for the good laugh I had
    Wakatabahu

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  4. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    it pays for sure!!!!

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  5. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    Ni kinyume kabisa actually Watanzania wengi wkiingia huko watakuta sivyo kabisa walivyoambiwa. Watakuta misitu imekatwa na moto wa kweli kweli unawaka sio umeme. Hapa bwana danganya toto tu, kataa posho hadharani kasign ofisini.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    OMG this is so funny. You made my day too.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    The best way kugawa vidonge, wameze wasimeze ni shauri yao cha muhimu ni kugawa bila jazba ;) lol

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  8. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah funy

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  9. AnonymousJuly 01, 2011

    hahahahahahaaa kazi walah.sasa umeme wa mgao hapoikifikia zamu yake na ndio umeme unarudi itakuaje.hahahahahaha.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 02, 2011

    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MBAVU ZOTE ZINAUMA - WATOTO WAMESUSA HOLIDEI YAO MWEZI UJAO BONGO. INABIDI NIJIPANGE TENA UPYA KUWAAMBIA HUU NI UTANI... LONDON

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  11. AnonymousJuly 02, 2011

    You made my Day! Thanks

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