Tanzanian blog operating since 2005, covering International news and Local News, including Politics, Fashion, Social Scenes, Interviews, Movies, Events, personalities and anything positive happening worldwide. Written in Swahili and English targeting both Swahili and English readers.
Mnaomsema Michuzi na kiswahili chake. Kwa wale msiopenda lugha ibadilike poleni sana.
Last year good ones in english language (USA) na maofisini tunayasikia haya maneno kila siku hapa na pale. Sasa kama hutaki kucatch up utabakia kutabasamu tu lakini hujui kinachosemwa.
Stufish - A combination of stupid and selfish
Counterstink - an odor used to mask another odor
Chicken Head - A female that is only after men for money, sex or drugs
Earjack – to listen on other people’s conversation (mbea)
Smaticle – think you are smart while you are not
e-venge – to seek revenge on someone via internet
Murse – a male nurse
Shmuga - silly
Loginable – computer application after compilation but before compete testing
ki - used to refer to a kilogram of drugs.
Dee-Dee-Dee - A person that is very dumb or strange
Smoocherella – to give a kiss
pluto - to eliminate someone from a list or a party. Since planet Pluto disqualified
plutoed - to be kicked out from something
Tight – used to describe something that is well done
chillax - to chill and relax at the same time
Sponseree - who benefit from sponsor...
googling - Search the website
frienemy - a person who is your friend and still your enemy
gradulate - to congratulate a graduate
Myspacer- a person who is addicted to the online personal sites or dating sites
confuzeled - confused
wikiality - rumors becomes the story of the town or the office
chidult - Grown offspring [child + adult]
bumhug - Person who is continuously grouchy
hunami - a huge surge of people gathered in one place
Productionalize - To bring into production
My bad - Hey nadhani mnajua hili... Kesho tutachambua tena with my co workers nitaengeza.
Ni vizuri kuwa aware na kufahamu kila jipya manake wazungu kwa umbeya wanaweza kukusema mbele yako sasa kama hujui lisemwalo utabakia heh heh heh heh. Kumbe wanakusema wewe
Wacha wewe. No. 6 ndio kitu katika hao. She looks more confident than the rest of them! I wish you all the best. Kaka Michuzi samahani lakini ningeshukuru kama ungenipatia connections zake vilevile.
mnatoa points, ndio lakini mnamjua namba mbili ni nani????????? huyo ndio miss wetu namba tatu lisa jensen,ndio alikuwa amevalia namba mbili, hii picha imemtoa vibaya tu hapo.lakini bado anaonekana mzuri tu. jamani she is cute angekwenda miss world atleast angetuwakilisha vizuri.
jamani kwa anyejua Lisa Jensen yuko wapi msaada hapa na numer saba naye anapatikana wapi nataka kuoa kabisa...na brther Michuzi fanya hiyo kazi kifuta jasho kipo
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Number 7 tu! The rest is Lokal Changuz.
ReplyDeleteMnaomsema Michuzi na kiswahili chake. Kwa wale msiopenda lugha ibadilike poleni sana.
ReplyDeleteLast year good ones in english language (USA) na maofisini tunayasikia haya maneno kila siku hapa na pale. Sasa kama hutaki kucatch up utabakia kutabasamu tu lakini hujui kinachosemwa.
Stufish - A combination of stupid and selfish
Counterstink - an odor used to mask another odor
Chicken Head - A female that is only after men for money, sex or drugs
Earjack – to listen on other people’s conversation (mbea)
Smaticle – think you are smart while you are not
e-venge – to seek revenge on someone via internet
Murse – a male nurse
Shmuga - silly
Loginable – computer application after compilation but before compete testing
ki - used to refer to a kilogram of drugs.
Dee-Dee-Dee - A person that is very dumb or strange
Smoocherella – to give a kiss
pluto - to eliminate someone from a list or a party. Since planet Pluto disqualified
plutoed - to be kicked out from something
Tight – used to describe something that is well done
chillax - to chill and relax at the same time
Sponseree - who benefit from sponsor...
googling - Search the website
frienemy - a person who is your friend and still your enemy
gradulate - to congratulate a graduate
Myspacer- a person who is addicted to the online personal sites or dating sites
confuzeled - confused
wikiality - rumors becomes the story of the town or the office
chidult - Grown offspring [child + adult]
bumhug - Person who is continuously grouchy
hunami - a huge surge of people gathered in one place
Productionalize - To bring into production
My bad - Hey nadhani mnajua hili... Kesho tutachambua tena with my co workers nitaengeza.
Ni vizuri kuwa aware na kufahamu kila jipya manake wazungu kwa umbeya wanaweza kukusema mbele yako sasa kama hujui lisemwalo utabakia heh heh heh heh. Kumbe wanakusema wewe
Wacha wewe. No. 6 ndio kitu katika hao. She looks more confident than the rest of them! I wish you all the best.
ReplyDeleteKaka Michuzi samahani lakini ningeshukuru kama ungenipatia connections zake vilevile.
mnatoa points, ndio lakini mnamjua namba mbili ni nani?????????
ReplyDeletehuyo ndio miss wetu namba tatu lisa jensen,ndio alikuwa amevalia namba mbili, hii picha imemtoa vibaya tu hapo.lakini bado anaonekana mzuri tu.
jamani she is cute angekwenda miss world atleast angetuwakilisha vizuri.
Huyo Lisa Jensen ni uweupe tu, hamna lolote hapo. Kuna vichwa zaidi ya hao hapo, basi tu hawajitokezi.
ReplyDeletejamani kwa anyejua Lisa Jensen yuko wapi msaada hapa na numer saba naye anapatikana wapi nataka kuoa kabisa...na brther Michuzi fanya hiyo kazi kifuta jasho kipo
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