ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE OUT TILL LATE AND DIDN'T STUDYFOR A TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.
THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE - TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.
THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.
Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME -----( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS )
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Michuzi hao sio wanafunzi wa MBA. Hao watakuwa ni Mainjinia wa FoE pale ndio wanaweza kubuni ujinga huo wa kujipaka grisi.
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