LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE: Why Tanzanians can't be terrorists!
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told every one a week before doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told every one a week before doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages
Jamani, watanzania tumebadilika,ushamaba umetuisha, sasa wewe sijui unaongelea watanzania wa miaka gani!
ReplyDeleteBrother Michu,Tuletee habari za ndege imeanguka ya watani wetu wa jadi huko Cameroon,BBC wanadai kuna raia mmoja wa bongo miongoni mwao na 5 britons.please nina ndugu yangu yuko UN Abidjan na huwa anatumia sana KQ kwa safari za kwenda bongo.
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sikweli, wabongo wote hawapo hivyo,nakataa,wapo wachache wenye tabia hizo lkn si wote , alaah si wote washamba .....wabongo hata kijijini wapo waliostaarabika
ReplyDeleteHATA WEWE KAKA MICHUZI UMECHEMSHA HAPA, SIKU ZOTE UNAONGELEA NDUGU ZETU WAKENYA NA WAGANDA WANAOCHUNGULIA BLOG HII, HUONI KUWA KUPOST ARTICLES KAMA HIZI NI KUJICHORESHA TU KWA ULIMWENGU MZIMA? MIND YOU KUNA WAZUNGU PIA WANAOJUA KISWAHILI NA HUENDA WAKAWA WANAVISIT APA.MIMI NILIIONA HII JOKE LONG TIME NA ILIKUA HAISEMI 'TANZANIANS' ILIKUA INASEMA 'AFRICANS'.HUENDA HAOHAO WATANI ZETU NDO WAMECHANGE HAPO, SASA WEWE KUIPOST NDO TWAONEKANA WAJINGA ZAIDI. NI MTAZAMO TU KAKA, NAJUA NI JOKE LAKINI HII INAGUSA WENGI, UZALENDO KWANZA.....AU SIO??
ReplyDeleteIt's real fun, joke yenye ukweli mtupu ndani yake. Good one indeed.
ReplyDeleteYeah, ni joke lakini haijatulia hasa tukiweka suala la Uzalendo mh, Michuzi hii hukutakiwa kuipost kabisa. Sidhani kama kweli Watanzania tupo hivyo, ni basi tu yeyote yule aliyeianzisha kwanza kwa kusema "African's" ni kutaka kutu-undermine kuliko hali halisi. Imenigusa na sijaipenda kabisa. Is there any way ukaiondoa hapa kabla haijaonwa na wengi? If possible please do that..........Oh poor tanzanian, mbona tunataka kujiabisha wenyewe sasa jamani?Remove this joke or whotever you call it Michuzi, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteIt's a complement.So do you want us (Tanzanians) to be terrorists???
ReplyDeleteTunachelewa kwa sababu hatuna stress, tunapenda kuzungumza na kila mtu tena kwa sauti bila umbea,tunapenda kujumuika na wenzatu ndo maana tungepiga picha pamoja,tunapenda pia kujaribu (jambo zuri)ndo maana wote tungetaka kurusha hiyo ndege.Huu ni upendo na umoja wetu,ndo tuna amani moyoni pamoja na umaskini wetu..maneno yenu hayatatukatisha tamaa.Nyie waigeni wazungu,mnafikiri wana maisha mazuri...wanatutamani sana,basi tu!
Keep up my fellow wabongo!
Pleople! Dont U know the meaning of a joke? this is just for laughs...the same way we say 'mchaga hata kama yuko full Kaput kwenye oparesheni akisikia mkasi ukianguka anaamka na kudai ni shillingi yake imedondoka! it just a joke!period.
ReplyDeletenyie viumbe,you cant take a joke jamani?it's called satire,pun,joke.vipi mnakuwa on the defense wakati wote.yani kama vile mnasubiria ataposti nini ili mumchambue.jeez!lighten up,people!
ReplyDeletena muangalie ze comedy show ndio mtachonga zaidi!sheesh!
Ha hahahaa,that was really funny! you just described weusi wa hapa US of A,wajameni it's just humor guys,ain't nobody gonna hold you against it,kweekwekwe.
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