Laughter; best medicine

Doctor : What happened to your arm? Rwegumiza : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen?

Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon.I was on the secondfloorbalcony of that my house in Oysterbay, not the one in Msasani slip...

Doctor : Is that where you broke your arm,the balcony?

Rwegumiza : No no ... I was sipping that my scotch whisky slowly... youknow myson recently came from the UK and he brought me some blue label.Anyway...as I continued sipping, I realised that the sun's rays were not gettingdirectly to me, as the satellite dish was blocking them. Before I couldinstruct the domestic engineer to automatically turn away the dish, mybutler James came up the balcony and informed me that there was thiscall onmy social cellular phone . I reminded him to always bring the cellularupinstead of calling me. As I hurried down the marble escalator ...

Doctor : I guess that is when you...

Rwegumiza : No, as I was going down I noticed the garage door was open andacar alarm was on. I stopped to check and indeed the new model Prado waswasmissing. I knew Mama Koku my beautiful second wife had taken it.Koku isour second daughter, now in Boston USA and is named after my late grandmother, who passed away in 1972 after a sort illness.

I have always warned Mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends, because of the recent spateof car-jackings. I always advise her to either use the Mercedes 230E or theBMW 325I which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, Iwill have to tell my secretary to call "car-track " first thing on Monday -Jowa!I need to update my mobility inventory with them.So as I was saying....

Doctor : (With some laughter) Yes Mr Rwegumiza, car theft incidences are rising and it is becoming a dangerous place. But how did you break your arm?

Rwegumiza : Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel Iheard ahissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it wasfromthe bathroom. Mama Koku, for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on.Luckilythe temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speedandtemp so that we do not overload the UPS support system , especially whenourson's home theatre system is on .

Doctor : Mr Rwegu... Rwegumiza : Just wait... So I when I picked up the phone, I said Hello,Hello...Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think the callerfromstate house had disconnected, I cant understand why he didn't leave amessage after the beep.All my un-answered calls including the carmobilesare automatically redirected to a CAMS system. Doc, a CAMS is a "CentralAnswering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice theprotruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions toldMultiChoice to send in a qualified techni...

Doctor : ...is that where you tripped?

Rwegumiza : No, as I was avoiding the wire, I tripped on theMultichoice 250channel decoder and fell on the 200 year old classical familypiano..........

Doctor : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost you only 850.

Rwegumiza: hands over the money excitedly...)

Doctor: Not Tanzanian shillings, Dollars!

Rwegumiza : Aii....maweeee.....then I shall write you a cheque drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank Massachussets....you can not gowrong on that one