An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate
for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.
for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a
little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of
neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have
some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you
buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need
water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am,
I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a
nice restaurant owned by my brother. Walk that way, he'll give
you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and
eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the
man was sitting behind his card table.
water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am,
I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a
nice restaurant owned by my brother. Walk that way, he'll give
you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and
eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the
man was sitting behind his card table.
He said "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it alright. He wouldn't let me in
without a tie."
The Arab rasped "I found it alright. He wouldn't let me in
without a tie."
Hahaahahah Nzuri mwanzo nilijuwa inaenda kwenye ubaguzi sasa ila sivyo nimehukumu mapema mno. inachekesha. Hii nzuri kwa wabishi.
ReplyDeleteKichekesho hiki kinanikumbusha movie moja inayoitwa RAT RACE waliocheza akina MR. BEAN na wenzake. Kuna sehemu tunaona Whoopi Goldberg na mwanae walikataa kununua ka-nguchiro (Squirrel) kutoka kwa mama mmoja. Mbele ya safari cha moto walikiona kwani yule mama aliwaelekeza njia ya uongo na matokeo yake wakatumbukia bondeni.
ReplyDeleteBREEEEEEAKING STRING.....
ReplyDeleteXABI ALONSO 'AGREES £22M REAL MADRID MOVE' It's three o'clock - the time for afternoon tea, Countdown's about to start and a good time for some new transfer news to come in. And so it does in the form of reports from Spain that "Xabi Alonso has agreed a £22million move to Real Madrid in a deal that could see Gabriel Heinze move to Liverpool".
POLE BABA.NILIDHANI MNAJENGA KUMBE....
A racist stunt. Why attach ethnicity to the joke that everybody has heard before. That Arab traveller could just be a "man" and the Jew "another man" or simply a traveller and a trader...
ReplyDeletethis is a racial funny joke!
ReplyDeleteclassic!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HAA ,EH EH Nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma, hah ha ha
ReplyDeleteAlthough it is a funny joke, it is racist and antisemitic.
ReplyDeleteAntisemetic...mkundu wa mama yako!
ReplyDeleteno english,understand, good man, my english is not reacheable i'll try later.
ReplyDeleteMimi naingalia tofauti, pengine inataka kuonyesha jinsi Wayahudi wanavyoshirikiana ili kuwanyonya Waarabu. Na ndiyo walivyo na kwa hakika hizo ndizo sera zao, kukalia kwa mabavu, kuiba ardhi zisizo zao, kuua na kutenda jinai.
ReplyDeleteYeap, hivyo ndivyo walivyo.
Michuzi umejisahau kuna mtu hapo juu katumia lugha ya matusi, muondoshe tafadhali. Asante
ReplyDeletemkuu wa nanihii
ReplyDeleteumeruhusu uchafuzi wa hewa umu?? chek annon 3.07am
anaonekana ni adui wa israel..na ashindwe kabisa
akafie mbele
ni ayo tu
Inaonyesha mtukunaji wa hapo juu hajui kuwa semites ni makabila yatokanayo na shem bin/so/mtoto wa noah.Si pekee yake wapo wengi. Lakini wanatakiwa kuwa na kauli njema.
ReplyDeletenimecheka saana lakini nikahuzunishwa na Mwanzo 9:24-27 ambayo katka NIV inaonyesha chanzo cha utumwa na kuwa baadi ya watu walitufanya sisi weusi watumwa kwa sababu hiyo, rejea http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamitic.
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