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Things men say
ReplyDeleteFind out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING
"Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means:
"Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"I CAN'T FIND IT.
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC" Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK" Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
dogo nilisoma naye makongo.darasa letu ndiyo lilimfanya ajifunze basket ball kwani tulikuwa tunamcheka sana sisi wavulana na kumwabia yaani urefu wote huo hujui basket!
ReplyDeleteMichu kazi nzuri usitishike na maneno makali ya watu.
ha! jamaa mrefu kupita kiasi nadhani anainama kwenye milango huyo. DUH! na hiyo kaptura nadhani kwa kipanya na gerad hando ni suruali kwao. si mchezo. NOPE
ReplyDeleteJamani nimeona hii website nadhani ni nzuri kuona.
ReplyDeleteNi vizuri tukienda bongo na kuweza kutembelea hizi sehemu na kuona hata nini chakusaidia.
Ni aibu kubwa tukiona watu wa wanje ndio wanakwenda kwetu na kuspend muda wao na watoto yatima au wagonjwa. Sio lazima uwe na hela bali hata mawazo au muda kidogo tu kutumia na hawa watoto unatosha.
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This is our hero. We should be proud of him. Huwa najisikia vibaya kusoma very negative comments za baadhi ya watu kuhusu huyo kijana. TUNAYE HUYU TU kwanini tusimpe sapoti?? Watu wanajua value ya kipaji kama hiki kikifikia kileleni? Au tatizo ni kufikiri mali lazima iwe duka, shamba na ng'ombe? Michu mpeni baraka zote kijana akirudi aendeleze mambo. Huenda Tanzania ikatajwa siku moja kwenye NBAA
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ReplyDeleteSawa bwana wampeleke na Bagaomoyo kwa Babu akalazwe makaburini aikirudi Unyamwezini tu NBA.
ReplyDeleteMichuzi hebu tuwekee hiyo intavyuu tusikilize kama ana akili huyu Hashim au kama amemwaga pumba.
ReplyDeleteeeh bwana Hashim umeshampita JK, ikulu mkashuti kikapu kidogo?
ReplyDeleteHuyu kijana anajitahidi sana na anapewa nafasi kubwa sana kuingia NBA akiongeza nguvu. Tumwombee mungu awe kama Mutombo.
ReplyDeleteHata hivyo ajifunze kujiheshimu awapo hapo Bongo. Kwa sasa hivi amefikia hatua ambayo hana haja ya kujitangaza tena kwa njia ya mavazi. Hana na haja ya kuvaa jezi yake kama kujitambulisha tena; hiyo awaache washabiki. Yeye avae decent tu.
Samahani na ushamba wangu ,Hiyo kaputula ama suruali ?
ReplyDeleteJey
WEwe Tarehe Thursday, May 17, 2007 2:57:00 PM, Mtoa Maoni: Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHiyo ni Suruali, sema yeye Hashim ni mrefu sana suruali hazimtoshi labda Fundi Abdallah amshonee spesheli
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ReplyDeleteHivi hii radio yao inasikilizwaje tena kwenye bongo5. Niliwahi kusikiliza mara mbili tu lakini baada ya hapo sijawahi kuweza kuitumia tena.
ReplyDeleteKila niliingia inakua just "ready" but nothing comes at all.
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