An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz Consul:
Sex? Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man ........ isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer,they run too fast!
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz Consul:
Sex? Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man ........ isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer,they run too fast!
SHAME ON YOU MICHUZI! how could u post this vile joke!!! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
ReplyDeleteMzee Michuzi, kwa mawazo yangu naona blogu yako haifai kuwa na vitu kama vichekesho etc etc..blogu yako ni ya picha na inaheshimika kwa hilo. Yaani hata wazee wanaweza kuwaambia watoto wao waangalie huku mtandaoni kwako na kuwapa nini jipya. Naomba uendelee kutuletea picha murua na mara moja moja matangazo ya misiba au mambo ya muhimu kwa wabongo. Samahani kama nitawakwaza watu, nimetumia uhuru wangu tu kutoa maoni.
ReplyDeleteAsante Michuzi
hahahahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteYou shouldnt put such racist jokes on your blog bro. Inashusha hadhi ya blog!!
ReplyDeleteConsul: Mare?
ReplyDeleteAbdul: they kick like any other horse, and they are used to a giant thing, I am not african.
Nasikitika pia jambo hili sijalifurahia. Blog hii tutaikimbia sasa. Tulikuwa tunafurahia mijadala mizuri na maoni ya wadau kuhusu mambo ya maana. Sasa hiki nini!?
ReplyDeleteMichuzi.
ReplyDeleteJokes ni nzuri kwani zinachangamsha...lakini angalia ni joke ya aina gani ambayo unaipost humu globuni. This is ridiculous!
Michuzi watch your step, the Arabs are after you. Si unajua how they get when they get angry? majambia,beheading,bombing...u name it. watch your back,there's a beard following you.........
ReplyDeleteNATANGAZA FATWA KWA MUHIDINI ISSA MICHUZI.
ReplyDeleteTAKBIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!
ALAH AKBAR!!
BISMILLAH RAHMAAAN RAHIIIIIM !!
ReplyDeleteNDUGU WAISLAMU NATANGAZA FATWA KWA MUHIDINI ISSA MICHUZI !!
SHEYTWAIN MKUBWA HUYU !!
UKIMUONA MPELEKE AHERA
UTAPATA THWAWAB' TOKA KWA MWENYEZI MUNGU SUB'HANA WATAALA
Nyinyi Waislamu Uchwara ondoeni Upumbavu wenu humu na wala msimtishe Michuzi na hizo Fatwa zenu za kijinga, Mimi ni muislamu safi lakini sikuona tatizo lolote kuhusu hizo jokes zilizowekwa. Kwani nyinyi hamna sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteWageni wa blogu nyie, alishatishiwa sana huyu enzi hizo kaminyi comment, hadi kuna wazungu wa UN walishamtishia, ah wapi, hulazimishwi kusoma, this is a private blog, au mnataka kusema hii blog ina standard fulani? Michuzi weka DISCLAIMER hapo chini, VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, pia watu wakileta picha ziwekwe au habari zao, andika "SITAMINYA COMMENT", itakupunguzia kazi na pressure
ReplyDeleteKeep it up Issa M.WEKA TUCHEKE SIO,ANAESEMA VICHEKESHO NI RACISIM NI MJINGA WA MWISHO.
ReplyDeleteMBONA ANAPOWEKA VICHEKESHO VYA MAKABILA HATUSEMI?HUYO MWARABU NDIO NANI HADI ASITANIWE??????
MSILETE UJINGA WENU KWENYE HII BLOG.HII BLOG NI YA KUBURUDISHA,KUELIMISHA,KUPEANA TAARIFA NK.
STOP WRITING NON SENSE COMMENTS.
Issa, the joke is in poor taste. It is racist and vulgar. Baadaye utawajoke wahindi, waswahili, wazanzibara na wazanzibari. By the way, hi joke haina uhusiano WOWOTE na dini ya kiislamu, the Arab just happens to have an Arabic name!
ReplyDeleteHivi kuna tofauti kati ya u-arab na u-islam? Mimi nadhani kuna waarabu ambao siyo waislamu!!
ReplyDeleteAu waarabu wameteka nyara u-islamu? Ukigusa mwarabu basi umegusa wa-islamu. Ila ukigusa waislamu ya Darfur, watajiju!
Akiguswa muislamu wa Palestinar, wa islamu wa dunia nzima wameguswa!!
Michu hii kali,
ReplyDeleteLakinii ilitokea kwa watani zetu wa jadi hapo. Jamaa katika misele yake naiti si akakutana na 'wazee' basi mambo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Gichana Unatoga wabi?
China yago nani?
Baba yago nani?
Unataga nini?
Gan you Brotuce your IT?
Basi if you gannot brotuce your IT
Wabi Gitambulisho?
If you gannot brotuce Gitambulisho
Wabi dribers licenze
If you gannot broduce the three gavament toguments
Twende mbele!
(But I am innocent),
Gichana,unatusi nani?
Unabigiria hatugusoma?Wacha niguambie gichana.
Nigo na tigiri tatu;ya hii rungu,ya hii bunduki,na ya
gugimbia.
Nabenda sana gutumia ya rungu kunyorosa wachinga kama
wewe.
Ati unasema ugo innocent.
Innocent gitu gani?
Unachua sasa ni saa gapi?
(Saa nane usiku afisa)
Guna watu aina tatu inatebea wagati huu.
Mchawi,mwizi na malaya.Sasa wewe ni nani?
Haguna mutu innozent Genya
We gan charge you with anything
Unataga gani? Smoking with violence
Looging at a vemale gender with breach of gontract
Looging at a gabament builtig zuzbiciously with indend to gommit mutter.
Unataga gani?
Unaweza guchitetea?
Gitu gani hii?
Ati fifty bob!! Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum
toa besa gichana
(Nibakishie bus fare)
Ogay,
You are a law abiding zitizen - Unataga tuguzindikishe?
haya twende.
Tarehe June 12, 2007 11:41:00 AM EAT, Mtoa Maoni: Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLook who is talking!!
MICHUZI NACHECK BLOG YAKO KILA SIKU LAKINI LEO UMENITOLEA YA MWAKA, UMENIVUNJA MBAVU KISHENZI, SIJAWAHI KUCHEKA HIVI TANGU NIMEANZA KUCHECK HII BLOG, YAANI HIYO NI EXACTLY WAO, WAMEPATIWA KISHENZI, DUU!! THANKS FOR THE JOKE, THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteKwedeni zenu kule, Michuzi usiwasikilize wajinga hao, ooh eti racism, ooh angalia sana waarabu watakufanyizia!! so what, kuna mangapi yameandikwa humu hata siku moja hatujawahi kusema ooh waarabu, ooh wabara, ooh wakristu, ooh waislamu! Leo Joke nzuri kama hii inaandikwa wajinga wanaanza kuandika ushenzi wao, kwendeni zenu huko, kama mna hasira sana nendeni Iraq mkajilipue!! This is such a good joke na Michuzi usiwasikilize washenzi hao, watakubabaisha tu, kama una jokes kama hizi bring them on man, we love them!!!
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