A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" And she replied, "They're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?"And she replied,"They're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" And his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?"
The little boy replied, "Well, last night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue!" He must have got himself stuck somewhere in his room.
Grandma fainted!!!!!
Aaaa! Michuzi. Sasa unazeeka vibaya.
ReplyDeleteWe mwenyewe hapo juu umetuasa tusitumie lugha za matusi humu kwenye bulogi yako. Sasa haya matusi unayoleta wewe mwenyewe ndo inakuwaje jamani!?! Khaa!
Toa hii bwana inakushushia hadhi na heshima yako! Mweeh!
he hee! michuzi hapo umeniacha hoi afu na wewe umebadilisha sura lako hapo ili tukuone kwa karibu zaidi,haya ngoja nikupe comment.
ReplyDeleteu luk nyc,ila mashavuz punguzaz kidogoz! he hee!
Ni kawaida wazungu kupakaa vaseline wakati wa mapenzi kuzuia michubuko ya maumivu, yaani watelezo kwa unato. try it, its a good experience.
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Michuzi hii sasa ni mid-life crisis in men...
ReplyDeleteThere is prescription for that if you need let us know