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Round like a shot

Going to bed the other night, i noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up.A minute later i rang again.'Hello,' i said, 'i called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.You dont have to worry now because i have shot them.'.

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.

They caught the burglars red-handed.One of the officers said:'i thought you said you'd shot them.'.To which i replied:'i thought you said there was no one available.'.