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WHY AFRICANS ARE ALWAYS TIRED...
by the way its not laziness, here is the reason; For a couple of years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from job, poor blood, but now the real reason has been found:
We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:
1. The population of Africa is 800 million: 200 million are retired. That leaves 600 million.
2. There are 200 million in school, which leaves 400 million to do the work.
3. Of this, there are 100 million employed by the government. Leaving 300 million to do the work.
4. 50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs; which leaves 250 million to do the
work.
5. Take from the total the 150 million people unemployed. And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
6. At any given time there are 50 Million people in hospitals. Leaving 50 Million to do the work.
7. There are 20 Million people in prisons. Leaving 30 million to do the work.
8. 1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents, Ministers,pastors, Voodoo or Juju Masters. Leaving 29 Million to do the work.
9. Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa . In Europe, USA , Asia etc.
That leaves just 2 people to do all the work.
THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE You and me...
.........but you're sitting there on your chair, at your Crib, making majungu and reading these useless mails instead of working..... .......
That leaves one person, only me, to do all the work....
WILL YU PLS CLOSE THIS WINDOW N GET BACK 2 WORK !!!!!!!!! !!!!
kwanza hesabu hujuwi,
ReplyDeleteposti yako haina maana japo umeandika brokeni ya kingereza,
tatu kama huna kazi usitupotezee mda wetu
toka hapa, nakuheshimu ntakurushia mitusi mimi!
ReplyDeleteHii Kali, sijali lugha bali message uliyotoa. Ukweli ni kwamba umekosea kimahesabu. walioko nje ni kiduchu tu ila walio nyumbani ndo tatizo. we fikilia saa tano watu wapo kwenye supu halafu lunch baadaye siesta ndo warudi kazini kwa muda wa dakika kabla ya kuhitimisha siku. Hao ni maboss tena si kajamba nani.
ReplyDeleteHuku nje hata simu huruhusiwi kupokea itakuwa kwenda lunch? sisi tunahangaika tunatuma pesa ili zisaidie ndugu kumbe wenzetu ndo wanatumbua na kulingia oho ndugu yangu yupo wapi tena mi sina shida pesa zinakuja kila mwezi babu!! kumbe huku hatuna hata pasaka wala Idd wenzetu wanauchapa.
Maendeleo Bongo ni ndoto na hao ndugu mtakula wa chuya hivi karibuni sababu sasa tumeshawashtukia na pesa zakujengea tunazotuma mkanywea nakuolea na kuhonga mabuzi mtazitapika. JIANDAE TUNA MTANDAO WETU MKALI MTAIPATA SANA.
Habari za huko Nyumbani Waungwana? Jamani mimi Kingereza sijui,nahisi ni kutokana na KUSOMA chini ya Miembe pale Shule ya Msingi Rangitatu(MBAGALA).Nimejihami kwanza ili WADAU msije kunishambulia badala ya kunielekeza.Huyu jamaa mi simuelewi kabisa mbona naona kama sababu ya 'kuchoka' alishaitaja, kwamba tunachoka kwa sababu tunafanyishwa kazi nyingi(sijui na nani!).Sasa hivi vipengele 9 alivyoorodhesha ni nini? Naomba mnisaidie.Pili ingawa nilisoma chini ya Miembe lakini kwa HESABU aah acha Mchezo NATISHA hadi huwa najiogopa,hivi huyu Jamaa anajua Hesabu kweli? Mbona HESABU zake mi sizielewi.
ReplyDeleteMwisho(lakini sio mwisho kwa Umuhimu)nakuomba NANIHII watu wanaopenda kuja na Kingeleza cha kukopi uwe unawapiga chini.Mi nafikili...,hapana nina Uhakika wanaosoma 'blog' hii wengi ni WASWAHILI(Wanaongea Kiswahili),kwa nini watu tusiwe na Utamaduni wa kukipenda KISWAHILI chetu? Waswahili wanasema 'Mkataa wingi MCHAWI' Tufuateni tulio wengi ili nasi tusiojua hiyo lugha 'yenu' tuelimike. Mi HUKU nilipo kaka MICHUZI najivuna kuwaambia Wazungu kwamba WATZ karibu wote(ukiacha baadhi ya vibibi kizee vya Kisukuma na Kinyamwezi) tunaongea lugha moja yaani KISWAHILI, wananiambia ni kitu kizuri sana maana wao hawana lugha wanayoongea nchi nzima.
TIKA(THE KOP)
ST-JEAN
CANADA
Hayo sasa matusi si lazima uandike kama huna kazi ya kufanya
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