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at Thursday, October 01, 2009
DAKIKA ZAYOYOMA NA SASA NI WAKATI WA MAJERUHI NA MFADHILI WA MDAU WA MILIONI 7 BADO HAJAPATIKANA. UKIANGALIA HESABU CHINI KABISA KULIA UTAKUTA DAKIKA ZAHESABIKA KABLA HESABU HAIJAGOTA MILIONI 7. NAONA SAFARI HII ZEGE LINALALA....
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  1. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    Michu,
    Mie ndo mdau wa milioni saba!

    SAC

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  2. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    Bro michuzi hii nilihisi kabisa ni mimi kumradhi japo bado mfadhili hajapatikana ila itakuwa ni mimi mdau wa milioni hizo bana!kazi njema!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    breaking news: mie nikishinda itabidi uniapishe niwe mkuu wa wilaya ya nanii.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    hatimaye nimeibuka mdau wa milioni saba baada kuitafuta kwa muda. Kiambatanisho kimetumwa kwenye barua pepe..! Lakini ndio hivyo tena ng'ombe wa masjikini hazai, akizaa limezaliwa dume.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    nimeibuka mshindi michuzi nimepiga picha hizo namba sasa je email yako mbona hujaweka ntatumaje ili u prove

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  6. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    mkuu wa wilaya uza hilo shangingi ili tuendeleza utamaduni wetu wa zawadi kwa kila milioni inapogonga.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    Michuzi,

    Mara hii nitakuletea proof kukuonesha kuwa mshindi wa anaweza kuwa zaidi ya mmoja. Nakumbuka last time nilikwambia lakini ukabisha sana.Sasa mara hii nimekusanya vizibiti vyote ili nikuoneshe kuwa zoezi hili ni kiini macho.Mie ndio mshindi wa milioni saba.Picha za screen nnazo na video pia nimechukua.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    - imekula kwako!..

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  9. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    Huyo Mashaka unayembandikia maujiko yake hapa kila kukicha yuko wapi?! Acha Ubakhili bw. Mashaka, hebu toa mshiko kunakshi blog hii muhimu!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    Balozi Michuzi,

    Ukiacha kubana maoni ya wadau (self-censorship) ambao hawachafui hali ya hewa, pengine blog yako itapata traffic zaidi. Naona hata wewe mwenyewe ukiangalia utakuta watu wachache sasa wanaacha maoni yao, mmoja wao ni mimi kwa kuwa hatusumbuki tena kukupelekea maoni wakati wewe unabana kwa sababu zako wewe binafsi.

    Pili, hali ya uchumi ni mbovu. Sio rahisi kupata fedha hata kama ni dola 1000 kirahisi. Ushauri wa bure ni kuanza kuchaji wadau kama wale wanaotangaza biashara. Bongo siku hizi kila mtu ana uwezo wa kuwa na credit card au namna moja au nyingine ya kukulipa hata wakiwa nje (paypal, etc).

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  11. AnonymousOctober 01, 2009

    CHEKA UNENEPEZZZZZZZ

    ..[ mlio wa simu ya mezani unasikika toka ndani, inaita]**N'gree!!, N'gree!! N'gree!! N'greeeee!!!**

    **Aloooo?'**
    **Hallllo, hujambo, mama!..'apo salama, mwanangu?!**
    **salama. sh’kamo’ Daddy!**
    **Marhaba, mpenzi..mama'ako yu wapi, yupo hapo karibu?**
    **'apana, Daddy**
    **Mama yuko na Anko Paulo..kasema anaenda mwonyesha kitu chumbani kwenu, huko juu'**

    ..pumzi inapanda-pumzi inashuka..kimya kinatawala, halafu,
    **' Anko Paulo?!!!! Paulo yupi, mama?..mna Anko Paulo, nyinyi?'**
    **'Ndio, Anko Paulo huyu huyu, daddy..na hapa nikwambiavyo wapo na
    Mummy chumbani, huko juu'**

    Kitambo tena! ..huku bado pumzi inapanda-pumzi inashuka..
    **'Mmnh,haya!! Sikiliza mwanangu mpenzi, acha simu hapohapo mezani,
    kimbia hadi juu, mgongee mama'ako na sema kwa sauti kuubwa ili
    wakusikie chumbani "mama!, Daddy amefika, ndo anapaki mbele ya nyumba.'**
    **'aya! sawa Daddy, naja!'**

    punde, binti anarejea kwenye simu, pumzi zimempaa:
    **'memwambia, Daddy!!!'**
    **'good girl! Halafu, mpenzi?' **
    *'Yaani, imewashtua sana!! Baba, mama katoka chumbani 'uchi wa
    mnyama'..kakimbiiiia ovyo..kajikwaa, daddy..kagonga kichwa chini,
    mama yu kimyaaa..hatingishiki, daddy..hanijibuuu!!!!'**
    **'Oh my God!!! Na Anko Paulo wako. Yu wapi?'**
    **'Naye si akaruka nje ya dirisha, vilevile alivokuwa! hana hata upande
    wa khanga, wazii..naona alilenga atumbukie mwenye swimming pool pale
    nyuma. Sijui hakufahamu kua limetolewa maji lisafishwe? Masikini, nahisi
    kafa, daddy - kichwa chaakee, Kichwa chake, daddy, kiko
    'meng'emeng'e!!.'**
    kimya tena,

    halafu kimya, jiiiiii

    halafu kimyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kingi, zaidi
    Halafu,- t-a-r-t-iiiiiibu, kwa ki-gu-gu-mi-zi cha taharuki, kauli ya kupima, neno moja likimdondoka na kufuatiwa na jingine, Daddy anauliza: 'Swimming pool!!!!!!!???, pool ipi? gani???...... kwaniii, kwan' hapo..hapo niiiiii Tegetaa, nambaaa
    2172335-oooooooo?'

    Kabinti kanajibu, kwa sauti ya kukokoteza, iliojaa wasiwasi, huzuni na kilio:
    **apanaa, sivyo, daddy.. umesahau kwetu, kwaaako, daddy?....'apa
    Masakiii.......

    ..ghafla bin vuuuu, simu inasikika ikikatika ‘kata!!!!!'..

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  12. kingOctober 01, 2009

    daahh!! kitita kimeangukia kwangu

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