A woman from Tanzania ,
is sitting in the bar in Harare with two guys beside her.
The first guy says to the barman, "Johnnie Walker. Single."
And the second blurts "Jack Daniels. single."
At that, the bartender approaches the lady and asks,
"And you ma'am?"
" Asha Selemani , married."

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  1. Not Funny Civil partner.

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  2. SWAHILI OVERDOSEMarch 23, 2010

    INAWEZEKANA HII IKAWA SIO UTANI IKAWA NI KWELI KABISAAAA,ENGLISH IS A NATIONAL EPIDEMIC.

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  3. Ha ha ha ha ha! very funny we anon wa kwanza huna bandama nini?

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  4. HAHAAHAH nimetaka tu kufurahisha baraza @CHEKA. inachekesha hiyo stori yake. ikabidi niongeze chumvi.

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  5. SIYO UTANI HII KITU INAWEZEKANA KABISA KWA SISI.

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  6. hahaahahahahahaha... it's funny!

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  7. Thats so funy!!

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