*These are actual occurences: English teacher at a secondary School: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?
*A teacher in a school: Both of you three...come here!"
*An irritated teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come
with your father, your mother and both your parents!"
*On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal at a certain
school said:" You look together; are you twice?"
*A guy heard a teacher scolding two boys who were arguing: "Don't speak twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!
*An English teacher inquiring as to who took his pen: "Who took my pen
yesterday?
- John replies: "Not me teacher I tookn't, Sharifa took it."
- Sharifa to John: "Took me, Took you?''
- John replies: "Took you!"
* Teacher to students in class: "Its bad manners if you go into a house in-direct without knocking before..."
*A teacher in a school: Both of you three...come here!"
*An irritated teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come
with your father, your mother and both your parents!"
*On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal at a certain
school said:" You look together; are you twice?"
*A guy heard a teacher scolding two boys who were arguing: "Don't speak twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!
*An English teacher inquiring as to who took his pen: "Who took my pen
yesterday?
- John replies: "Not me teacher I tookn't, Sharifa took it."
- Sharifa to John: "Took me, Took you?''
- John replies: "Took you!"
* Teacher to students in class: "Its bad manners if you go into a house in-direct without knocking before..."
Umenivunja mbavu Kaka haswa hiyo ya twins, may be because I am one.
ReplyDeleteKeep the fire burning!
Even i i was nearly to burst, nadhani kwakuwa mi ni pacha, asante sana nilikuwa nakaribia kulala bila kucheka. Hutaamini tangu asubuhi usiku huu ndo nacheka!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHata mimi ya twins hiyo nimeipenda, "it sounds good" labda tuifanye hiyo ni Lugha mpya maana sentensi hiyo nimeipenda halafu ujumbe umeeleweka hata mzungu anaweza kuelewa "very intresting" au basi itumike tu katika utani hata kwa wanaojua kingereza, inapendeza sana.
ReplyDeletepumbafu, hao watoto lugha si yao wanajitahidi sana tena san
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uwiiiiiiii....mama weeeeee....mbavu zangu zinauma...took you..took me...tookn't!!!!!!.....hao mapacha tena ..a u twice!!!!! teh teh teh
ReplyDeleteMMOJA WAPO HAPO LAZIMA ATAKUWA MCHEZA FILAMU MAARUFU BONGO!K
ReplyDeletehahahaaaa..!haya bana..! TO DO YOU DO YOU, TO TELL YOU TELL ME ,YOU HOW..!
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