A Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From
your wifewoo to your broda, from your broda to our maidwoo, from our
maidwoo to your fadda,from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to
her husbando, from him to me,from me to the gardener, from the
gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole
village will be infected even the pastoo(Pastor)! So in the name of
GODwoo...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo abeg
abegwoo!!!!!!
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From
your wifewoo to your broda, from your broda to our maidwoo, from our
maidwoo to your fadda,from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to
her husbando, from him to me,from me to the gardener, from the
gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole
village will be infected even the pastoo(Pastor)! So in the name of
GODwoo...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo abeg
abegwoo!!!!!!
Funny but very sad. Waafrika - kuliko watu wengine duniani - tuna tatizo kubwa sana la kutojali. Utakuta mtu mzima anakwambia "wacha nifanye, hayo mengine tutayajua mbele ya safari". Tujirekebisheni.
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