A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.
drunkard:
Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.
Passengers began to wonder and fear for their life. The pick-pocketer got so scared and worriedly gave it back.
The drunkard checked and all the contents were still there.
A curious girl asked, "Sir, kwani what happened in 1978?"
drunkard: Somebody had picked my wallet and I had to walk all the way home.
Dah hii kali. du huu mkwara wa aina yake.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, Nguvu huna Hata Mkwara?
ReplyDeleteKweli MKWALA MBUZI sometime unasaidia du!!
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Made my Friday jolly good
ReplyDeleteWewe mdau wa namba 4 wacha uzushi usio na mpango.
ReplyDeleteAu ndiyo unataka tukutambue kwamba umesomea nchi za Ulaya na unakijua kiingereza kuliko watz wa St Kayumba?