kuna mdau kanitumia hii. mie inglishi iz noti richebo kama mnavyojua. nambieni kasema nini...
Boss dia,
I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDA.
I complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool Kibungut high very good.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Swazilandcountry there 10 years now, no see she ,so nobody known to help me.
My certificatei s just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Luhya teacherteaching me is jelas of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Luhyateacher.
I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell youI am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I,II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of you andchase criminal out with me AK47.
Please konsida my aplication careful and call me any time ! because me have sellfon. I am red for! interview with you. Oso, I am very hornest and can speak English free.
Please also great your wifes!
Boss dia,
I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDA.
I complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool Kibungut high very good.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Swazilandcountry there 10 years now, no see she ,so nobody known to help me.
My certificatei s just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Luhya teacherteaching me is jelas of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Luhyateacher.
I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell youI am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I,II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of you andchase criminal out with me AK47.
Please konsida my aplication careful and call me any time ! because me have sellfon. I am red for! interview with you. Oso, I am very hornest and can speak English free.
Please also great your wifes!
Toba!
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ReplyDeleteHii imeleta mjadala mkubwa hata kwa wabunge wa hapa, maana sasa jamaa wa poland wanafanya kazi chini ya kiwango kilichopangwa na serikali ya UK. Lakini waajiri wanafurahia kwa maana wanapata nguvu kazi kwa gharama nafuu, maana hawa watu hawalazimishwi na wanasema kwao maisha yako chini saana hivyo hata paundi 1 ni kubwa saana kwao kulipwa kwa saa moja. Sasa hili ni tatizo, waingereza vichwa vinawauma, maana raia wao wanaanza lalamika na hawajui itakuwaje mbele ya safari maana wapolishi wanashuka hapa kila kukicha.
Sasa naomba kuwaasa watanzania wenzangu, wawe makini saana na hii biashara ya kujiunga na wakenya?? Unajua leo hii ni wakenya wangapi wenye vyeti na hawana kazi?? Maana hawa ni kama wanaijeria walivyozagaa ulaya na amerika na vyeti lukuki bila kazi, sasa unategemea nini tukijiunga nao?? Na je, ni watanzania wangapi ambao wanasifa na vyeti wanaweza kushindana na wakenya na waganda?? Kwanza kizungu chetu unakijua mwenyewe kaka michuzi, na wawekezaji tuliowakaribisha TZ bila kunyoosha ung`eng`e hupati kazi!!
tafadhali naomba nisieleweke vibaya kwamba siwapendi wakenya au waganda, ila nadhani kunahaja ya Muungano huu kuangalia nyanja za kuungana isije kuwa kama hapa Scotland sasa au maeneo mengine ya uk.
Mzee niwasilishe maada.
Murimo
Huyo mtu anakuzuga tuu!!
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Michuzi upo msibani (Mzee Akukweti??) ama?? mbona kimya??? Nadhani anza kuweka Sexetary opps Secretary awe anapost picture na ku-update comments duh this is too much>>> Fikiria inanibidi nilipe 500Tsh Mia tano Tsh. ktk Internet na sasa ni mara ya 7 nakuta yaleyale yanayoboa ...fowardings za kwenye mail...p'se inaskitisha..
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