hoteli zetu zimeanza angalu kuwa sopspopu sasa. hapa ni movenpiki. kuna mdau katuletea hiyo chini ili tuanze mande kwa tabasamu....
Did you know?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days youwould have produced enough sound energy to heat onecup of coffee. (HARDLY SEEMS WORTH IT)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,enough gas is produced to create the energy of anatomic bomb. (NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!) ________________________________
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WANT TO BE A PIG.) ________________________________
A cockroach will live nine days without its headbefore it starves to death.. (Creepy) (I'M STILL NOT OVER THE PIG.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories ahour (DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, MAYBE AT WORK)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its headis attached to its body. The female initiates sex byripping the male's head off. ("HONEY, I'M HOME, WHAT THE ...?!") ________________________________
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's likea human jumping the length of a football field. (30 MINUTES.... LUCKY PIG! CAN YOU IMAGINE?) ________________________________
The catfish has over 2 7,000 taste buds. (WHAT COULD BE SO TASTY ON THE BOTTOM OF A POND)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I STILL WANT TO BE A PIG IN MY NEXT LIFE - QUALITYOVER QUANTITY ANY TIME)
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW)________________________________
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (HMMMMMM......) ________________________________
Right-handed people live, on average, nine yearslonger than left-handed people. (IF YOU'RE AMBIDEXTROUS, DO YOU SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE?)________________________________
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OKAY, SO THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING)________________________________
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I WONDER WHO WAS PAID TO FIGURE THAT OUT?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I KNOW
SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT...)
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Starfish have no brains (I KNOW SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT TOO...) ________________________________
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sexfor pleasure. (WHAT ABOUT THAT PIG???)
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Hope this has brought a smile or maybe even a chuckle. -- Franklin M. Ndosi..."
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have...""The Almighty God Is A Living Man," Bob Marley... "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"Benjamin Franklin...
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Michu brother, hii mambo ya kuweka "vichekesho" chini ya picha inapoteza ile originality yako TOTALLY. Siyo kwamba sipendi vichekesho kama hivi maana kimombo ni richabo ila zipe nafasi zake ZENYEWE siyo kama sub-caption ya picha.....Good luck bro, tunaendelea kukutakoa kheri!!
ReplyDeleteNaagree na Anon namba 2 hapo juu. Pliz weka hizo jokes peke yake na picha peke yake. Comments ni hizi:
ReplyDelete1. Yeah Movenpik looks good ila kwenye picha inaonekana nzuriiii kwa sababu ya hiyo lighting, ila ukienda pale physically daznt look all that good. Inshort ingekuwa ni mtu, ningeiita photogenic, like kuna watu hawavutii kihivyo ila wanatokea fresh pichani.
2. We Kizzo Guns acha kukufuru, ukizaliwa kama nguruwe ndio utaenjoy sex kwa ajili ya orgasm ya 30 mins?. Hamna living thing ambayo iko better than a human being..Mungu katuumba kwa mfano wake..Take it back man!
We anonymous wa March 26, 12:58 (1) hapo Movenpick mara ya kwanza ulienda lini???, palikua panajengwa au na mwisho wako ulikanyaga lini japo kwa nje tu, sasa tuambie wapi panavutia zaidi, sehemu ikiwa nzuri inajulikana tu hata ktk picha acha hizo bwana
ReplyDelete..inaonekana safi sana..nice maana kumbe kuna sehemu zinazofanana na huku za kunywa bia ...wadau tuonane hapo na brother michu lazima tukishuka mjini tukakupe kinywaji hapo manaa kazi unayofanya si mchezo..asante sana
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