A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well untilone day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he couldarrangea divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a realgrudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she is white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me!
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover!"
Hahahaha. Oh, My stomach. Polish remover. God! that cracked me up.
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