kunradhi, kuna mdau (wa jinsia ambayo sina haja ya kutafuta mshindi kama ataipatia) kaniwekea sime shingoni akiniamuru niibandike hii kabla ya mwisho wa siku leo. Nimejaribu kumuomba afanye subira kwani kuna msiba, wapi....naomba kuwasilisha
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.... after all:
1. Men are like ...Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas......The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .......Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
usitukane wakunga na uzazi ungalipo huyo aliyekutumia huu ujumbe kama kaachika vile.
ReplyDeleteKawekwa ndani siku nyingi sana bila kuolewa nini huyu?? Mh pole yake
I am happily married and speaking for my man he is not even next to what she is talking about. Girl, do not generalized all men if you can’t find a keeper go to Dr Phil. Something is wrong with you that is why you can't find a good strong, unirritate, predictable and sweet guy to marry you. Cause if you are a married woman and you send this msg to Michuzi you have no respect for your husband or even for your father. I wonder if you had even a dad figure when growing up. No respect to men at all from you. Something is wrong with you.
http://bongoland2.blogspot.com/2007/05/bongoland-two-thumps-up-fredick-sumaye.html
ReplyDeleteMichuzi ucheki habari ya Bongoland huko kwenye blog ya Kibira
Michuzi huyu aliyekutumia huu ujumbe lazima atakuwa MSAGAJI. Hata hivyo kama yeye anawatafsiri hivyo wanaume alitakiwa akaye na huo ujinga wake na siyo kutumia blog kutaka kupima hakili za watu.
ReplyDeleteLook at the people hiding behind 'anonymous' to comment on this post. I totally disagree with them. It's against the 'maadili' of an African woman to speak out against men. So they are obviously annoyed that a woman has spoken Ladies, its 2007, time to speak! The truth HURTS...ouch! All 13 points are true.
ReplyDeletewanawake ndo wanafanya wanaume wabadilike for the worse, that is a fact!!!! we uliyotuma hii joke lazima ulimfanyia ubaya mwanaume wako ukamtia mashaka ndo nayeye akaamua kukufanyia. all the men who have been there feel this, and thats a fact
ReplyDeleteIf it is true then, why are you still married to your Husband Chemi?
ReplyDeleteHalaafu ujumbe huu haujaandikwa na Mwafrika kama ambayo Chemi unataka tuamini. Hayo mambo ya sausage, parking spots na mengineyo ni mambo ya majuu. Hivyo maadili ya African woman ni out of question.
It is hiralious though na inafaa kwa burdani.
Kila mtu ana uhuru wa kuandika au kuwa na maoni yake juu ya jambo fulani.
ReplyDeleteHuyo aliye andika ndoo maoni yake kuhusu wanaume.
Mmeanza!
Waridi
Interesting to see one come out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteWell the more I read your comments the more I see how low you can go.
ReplyDeleteIn today’s world, there is much emphasis on women empowerment though that is not the way to go or pass your point across. There are so many ways to show women’s sense of self worth and their right to have the power to control their own lives.
Remember there are so many young girls look on you (other grownup women) and tell them jokingly about your husband, boyfriend or any men in general and drinking Konyagi is the way to decrease the gap between gender equality and influence the direction of social change that sound so adolescent.
So many youngsters read Michuzi blog everyday. What are you teaching them?
I do believe on those who say growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional
I do not know whether the person who wrote this message intended to send message to all men out there or its just a joke but all in all i will not comment about it thou it sounds a little bit funny to those people who like jokes
ReplyDeleteWaridi got you sounds bit funny eheee i know people must be annoyed by this
ReplyDeleteSome ball-bursting feminist humour.
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