WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,A head of romaine lettuce,A 2 lb. Can of coffee, andA 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Mdau Sakina
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,A head of romaine lettuce,A 2 lb. Can of coffee, andA 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Mdau Sakina
Mh Michuzi nina hoja moja inanikera sana ndugu yangu. Najua hii sio post yenyewe na pia hautaiweka lakini nina maswali kadhaa kwa kikwete jamani.
ReplyDeleteNimesikia fununu kuwa USA wanajenga kambi ya jeshi Tz sehemu za pwani huko.
Hivi ni kweli Kikwete anaamua kuuza Tanzani hivi hivi, hajui Wajapan wanalia kila siku watoto wao wanavyobakwa na hao wanajeshi,
Hakuna bunge Tz jamani?
Hata kama hujali unaamua kuuza nchi basi huna moyo kabisa? wajukuu zako wataishi wapi wewe? au ndio ukimaliza kazi yako unahamia USA watakupa pa kula na kulala?
Kwani ni lazima wewe udhihirishe ujinga wako wewe kwa dunia nzima? Kwa nini jamani unatuua watanzania hivi hivi.
Natumaini hutalala maisha yako yote, hata kama ni hela ulichukua, basi wewe utaikumbuka tu kila siku. Na kwa wanawake wote watakobakwa na hao wanajeshi, nawapa pole zao sana.
Hi dharau jamani...someni mbele!
ReplyDeleteBy David Ornstein
1809: "Question for all Africans: Why do African nations name their team after Eagles and Lions? Don't we have precious wildlife other than the two mentioned above? Has any African nation thought about adding Gorillas / Baboons to their team name?"
Mjadala umefungwa majibu yako kwenye hotuba ya mwezi huu ya JK. Na nyie kwa kusikia tu hamjambo sijui udaku nchi hii utaisha lini. kwani hao US wakitaka kuingia TZ kuna mtu ana ubavu wa kuwazuia? mbona wameingia Iraq na Afghanistan, nani amewauzia huko?
ReplyDeleteYaani nimesoma hicho kituko cha mlevi nimecheka kweli, sasa kuingia humu ndani nakuta tena mafrustrations, sasa watu hata hatuwezi kufurahia maisha bila kutuhamishia mafra yenu jamani? Panapo kichekesho wacheni tucheke, penye mambo ya nini sijui huko tutayaongelea. yaani nimekuwa putoff kweli.
ReplyDeleteMbona haichekeshi?
ReplyDeletewewe anon jan 31 9:15 pm
ReplyDeletenanukuu
"Why do African nations name their team after Eagles and Lions? Don't we have precious wildlife other than the two mentioned above? Has any African nation thought about adding Gorillas / Baboons to their team name?" mwisho wa kunukuu
I find that very Offensive, and racial comment. na hilo jina hapo juu aliye tunga usemi huu ni la mzungu.
what if we ask them to name their teams ( pigs or chiken skin team )?
hawa watu waangalieni hivi hivi ndani ya roho zao ni chuki tupu imejaa.
ni maoni yangu wadau
madau nje ya nchi