SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pour the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
A TANZANIA ECONOMY
You have two cows; you eat them all and beg for one cow
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pour the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
A TANZANIA ECONOMY
You have two cows; you eat them all and beg for one cow
Hivi michuzi kuna katuni za maandishi? Kama ndiyo, 'katuni' hii ina imani na nadharia za Tanzania, kuwa ni wao pekee kati ya watajwa wengine kuwa wanafahamu COWS wanaliwa nyama pia. Ila nina mashaka kama mtunzi anaelewa maana ya BUREACTRACY sawasawa.
ReplyDeleteJamani yote haya ni mawazo ya mtu mmoja anayetaka kujiita theorist. If you follow em blindly itakula kwako. Bofya, bukua, dakua na tafuta dadavuzi.
The writer must be Japanese and Capitalist, or he/she is married to the one.
ReplyDeleteNIGERIAN ECONOMY
ReplyDeleteYou have two cows,You write email to everybody claiming that those cows are not yours but the one who open the mail.So you ask for passwords and bank account numbers to send them back..
Mdau Helsinki
Duh Hiyo Ya mwisho Ndio kweli kabisaaaaa... Yani TZ???? We acha tu.. Its rubbish but kuna kajiukweli ndani yake.. Big Up Mchangiaji.
ReplyDeleteMafala,msiiadhiri Tanzania...uhuru wetu bado mchanga ukilinganisha na za wenzetu pote ulimwenguni...umewachukua wenzetu karne za karne kufika walipofika na INSHAALAH sisi hatujafanya vibaya...tafadhali mthamini amani yetu,LONG LIVE TANZANIA!!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahhaah!...Couldn' Stop Laughing. Ths isht is hilarious I just cant stop laughing..Its crazy!...true also.
ReplyDeleteSomali Economy:
"you have two cows and all of them are dead from hunger"
Chagga Economy:
"You have two cows, you eat one, plant bones waiting for another one to grow"
Masai Economy:
"You have two Cows, but they are bulls wonder why they don't get a baby cow"
Lugulus / Rugulu /Ruguru Family [Moro]:
"you have two cows, give birth to a dwarf baby cow, wonder whose baby is it (this time)"
Kenyas Economy:
"You have two cows all of them are kept in your Bedroom, afraid Kibaki might come and get em"
Samahani kama kidhungu kigumu!!...
-BooSt3D.
LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny indeed:-) Wewe Anon. wa "NIGERIAN ECONOMY" you've hit a home run...