sisi wadau wa kudaboklik(computer) tunaiita Deadlock
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.
Grandpa (the Boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has canceled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
Hahahaaaaa Ama kweli, ni Kizungumkuti.
ReplyDeleteVery nice hahahaaaaa. Hongera kwa ubunifu. Lakini ulijuaje?
ReplyDeleteUkiona programmer anaongea mwenyewe barabarani ujue ana li deadlock kama hili linamuumiza kichwa.Manake mpaka waje wagundue wapi pa kubreak hiyo loop..ishakuwa kesho!
ReplyDeleteDuh hicho si kizungumkuti bali hilo ni zengwe bab kubwa.
ReplyDeleteHakika hiki Kidhungumkuti.... Hii ndiyo kudadadeki Uone jinzi Dudu Ngono linavotafuna jamii... Ngoma itakwepekaje???
ReplyDeleteWow,this is drama and a half!!
ReplyDeleteAisee hii kizungumkuti imeenda shule, yaani iko university kabisa.Mi kanakonifurahisha ni hako ka-small boy,maana ndo kanaonekana kuwa ka-''game maker'' ka the whole kizungumkuti.
Ila na wewe uliyetuma hii kizungumkuti kiingereza chako kiko shaky sana kaka,yaani hukumbuki mpaka leo kuwa darasa la tatu tulifundishwa kusema ''A boss MAKES a call to his secretary'',hizo sentences zote ziko in third person singular kaka, present simple tense,labda tukukumbushe. Any way,maadamu mwenyewe umeshasema we mzee wa tech,mzee wa ku-double click basi hakuna tabu...ila aibu mtu wangu.
EMERGENCYPOISON.
hahahahahahahah !! te hehehehehe !! veeery funny ! mimi naona secret lover amwambie husband of secretary...yaani sielewi itaishiaje !! nimekubali ni kidhungumkuti
ReplyDeleteIf this is in Tz its fine no problem it doens't affect your income as you are paid monthly. But if it is in the west my god you phone in saying you are so and so you can't work, well your shift get covered. You are done financially.
ReplyDeleteFor my view is only in Tz.
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Kwahiyo Michuzi unataka kutuambiaje? tuwe waangalifu au... maana mwisho wa siku meseji imezunguuka kwa wahusika hao hao, ha ha haaaaaaaaaa! kweli Kizungumkuti.
ReplyDeletehahahahaahahahahaaa!!! natamani iendeleee hivyohivyo ili watu wakome, heheheheeh.
ReplyDeleteKUDADADEKI WALLAH
ReplyDeleteWow, amazing web of deceipt! Funny!
ReplyDeleteL J Enigma
UKIMWI
ReplyDeleteEMERGENCYPOISON hongera kwa kututambulisha kuwa uliishia kidato cha nne na kufeli. Ndio maana wakt wenzako wakijenga hoja we unang'ang'ania kiingereza kimekosewa. Jifunze kujenga hoja si kusahihisha lugha. Kitu gani hukuelewa kwenye hiyo lugha? halafu ujue kuna kiingereza cha UK, cha USA, Cha Austarlia etc. Sasa wewe reference yako ni kiingereza cha wapi?
ReplyDeleteLa muhimu ni kujenga hoja na si kungangania s na the zimekaaje. hiyo inaonyesha elimu yako iliishia kujifunza lugha tu kumbe lugha ni chombo cha kukusaidia kuwasilisha hoja na si hoja yenyewe. yeyote anayefanya kazi ya kusahihisha lugha za mwezake badala ya kujenga hoja zenye mantiki anaonyesha umbumbumbu wake. na ndoo maana wenye lugha yao hata ukiboronga hatakuambia unaboronga labda iwe ni kwenye mtihani unaohusu mambo ya lugha. Wao watajenga hoja la ulichosema na sio s na the umeweka wapi.
Tatizo la kuelimika nusunusu. Kweli kwenye ubunifu wake kuna shida ya lugha na hata uliposahihisha pia umebronga lakini ishu haikuw alugha bali hoja yenyewe.
Hiyo wenyewe wajuzi wa tarakilishi lugha wanaiita "caught in a loop" kwa lugha ya kitaalam. Hadi wapate mahala pa kudaiveji script, mbona sheshe.
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THANX MICHUZI
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