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at Wednesday, October 08, 2008
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Try If You Dare...!
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  1. AnonymousOctober 09, 2008

    umenifuraisha sana..yaani taco Bell inavyokuwtamu ukiwa mtungi!we acha tu.ila sio siri nimecheka sana..

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  2. AnonymousOctober 09, 2008

    Mtu akilewa akiambiwa aseme ABC to Z inamshinda nini maneno magumu yote hayo, kwa mlevi hata afanyeje hataweza kusema maneno hayo wakati ABC inamshinda.
    Kenge

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