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mdau wa boda boda akimuwahisha mteja
Jamii Forums hacked?
ReplyDeleteHuu ni ujumbe unaokuja ukifungua Jamii forums:
Swahili: http://files.uploadffs.com/c/9996c05f/Ppclick.exe Tafadhali shusha kwamba kama tunahitaji baadhi pesa kulipia ni Webhosting na upya ni domain, inaweza kuja kama virusi kwa sababu Ni zituma habari kwamba una clicked yake ili tuweze kupata pesa Una pia kuendesha faili sababu ni kulipa per kukimbia. ENGLISH: http://files.uploadffs.com/c/9996c05f/Ppclick.exe Please download that as we need some money to pay for are webhosting and to renew are domain, It may come up as a virus because It sends information that you have clicked it so that we can get the money Also You have to run the file because it is pay per run.
Kaka Michu, kama usafiri wenyewe ndio huo nina mashaka, hebu angalia alivyombeba, mbona kama ....!!!
ReplyDeletehuu ni wenda wazimu, sitashangaa kuwa hawa ndio watu wanaosafirisha maiti kwenye masanduku ya nguo
ReplyDeleteEbwana eeeeeh hapo nimekubali ubishi nimeweka kushoto,
ReplyDeletekweli afrika siku tutakapopata nafasi ya maisha yetu kufikia kiwango cha wenzetu wa huko nchi za dunian
na uhakika tutafanya mambo mengi ya maana na ujuzi na ubunifu wa hali ya juu,
kwa mpango huo sio mchezo ngombe anafikishwa safari yake bila wasiwasi na huyo jamaa ni shujaa wa hali ya juu,
nimegundua kuwa kuna raia wenye ushujaa wa hali ya juu ambao wangefaa kupewa umeja na ubeligedia katika jeshi bila hata kupitia mazoezi,
kwani hao wanaojiita wanajeshi wenyewe hawana ushujaa wa watu kama hawa, bwana mkubwa hapo juu ya pikipiki nakupa nyota 3, hongera kaka michuzi kwa kutuwakilishia mambo kama haya, mdau uholanzi sina ubishi.
hahahahahaaah duh...hiki kitakuwa ni kizazi cha kale tu.
ReplyDeletemh kama vile anam..... ha ha haa uuuwiiiii
ReplyDeleteDuh! sijui tueseme ni ubunifu?????
ReplyDeleteIngekuwa hapa London huyo jamaa angeweza kukamatwa na wana harakati wa kutetea haki za wanyama na kushtakiwa kwa kukiuka haki za wanyama/Kutesa wanyama, lakini polosi wanaweza kumkamata kwa kudhani labda jamaa ameamua "kupumzika" na huyo ng'ombe!!!!!!Ukiangalia vizuri alivyompkata huyo ng'ombe
ReplyDeleteMDAU LONDON
Kweli watu wabishi! Hii yote ni kukwepa gharama za kukodi pickup. Jamma nimemkubali, ila hala hala asije akapata mfadhaiko!
ReplyDeleteThis is just insane, is this a toy or a real cow!? na huyu jamaa amemwekaje hapo na asianguke! kweli tembea uone!!
ReplyDeleteMdau wa Juu
Don't fool us that's plastic cow.
ReplyDeleteMchunga ng'ombe.
Hii Kali ya mwaka Hii ??????? macho yangu au Ndio matatizo yakutumia Computer hapa Bagamoyo na jokes tu ila hii imeniwacha ?????? Pazi.
ReplyDeleteMhh..... Inaonekana haka kang'ombe kake kana akili pia. Kwa sababu kameshilia usukani saaaaaaaaaafi. Na wala hakana vurugu. Hapo kakitaka kuchuma dawa sijui ndo itakuwaje. Ingebidi kavishwe nepi ati.
ReplyDeleteKwa kweli shida humpa mtu akili. Necessity is the mother of invetion.
MVUA YA NGOMBE OGOPA LABDA UVAE BUKTA YA PLASTIC.
ReplyDeleteKAKA MJENGWA HII PICHA NI YA MWAKA GANI?JE NI MIAKA 300 BC?MAANA SIAMINI KUWA KATIKA KARNE YA SAYANSI NA TEKNLOJIA HILI LINAWEZEKANA?-USA
ReplyDeleteMamaaaaaa weeeeeeee!! Kwani naota haya maajabu ng'ombe juu ya pikipiki du!! si muchezo mwana!!! wakilisha. sisi huku kwetu hii technologia ikifika itakuwa balaaaa!!
ReplyDeleteHII YOTE NI MATOKEO YA UMASIKINI
ReplyDelete>Most of these laws I find them to be true!!! What do you
ReplyDelete> think????
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> LAW
> OF QUEUE: Ukibadilisha
> mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
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> LAW OF TELEPHONE:
> Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)
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> LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: Mikono yako
> inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune
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> LAW OF THE ALIBI:
> Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari lako
> limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli
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> BATH THEOREM:
> Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita
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> LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
> Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu
> unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae
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> LAW OF THE RESULT: Unapojaribu
> kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine/computer yako imeharibika
> ukiwasha itafanya kazi
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> LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
> Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale ambapo huwezi
> kujikuna (kwenye watu wengi)
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> THEATRE
> RULE: Watu wanaokalia
> viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika
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> LAW OF COFFEE:
> Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi atakuita
> na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.
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> Je ni kweli?
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Jamaa hakuambilia mateke kweli kabla ya kumpandisha?
ReplyDeleteMdau wa patastororie.blogspot.com
very interesting but also unbelievable. Duh!
ReplyDeleteHuyu si ng'ombe. Ng'ombe hawezi kuwa intelligent hivi. Angalia vizuri hapo kwenye pedal - ng'ombe ndo anabadilisha gear. Kwa hiyo kazi ya jamaa ni kunyoosha tu usukani.
ReplyDeleteHii photo editing ng'mbe wa kitanzania humweki hivyo labda wa kizungu!
ReplyDeleteKasheshe ni pale 'mteja' anayewahishwa atakapoamua kupakua samadi!Mie yangu macho.
ReplyDeletejamani huyu ni ng'ombe wa kweli au photoshop fulani hivi? tuelimishana jamani kwa wale wanajua.
ReplyDeleteHivi ile kesi ya zeutamu iliishia wapi????
WAPENDWA HAPA NI NJE KIDOGO YA MJI WA MUSOMA TANZANIA, NA HUYO NI NDUGU YETU MARWA AKIPELEKA KITOEO UKWENI; MUSOMA KWELI MANA WAJIBIKA IPASAVYO. HAPA KANDO DADA MTU KWENYE PIKI PIKI ANACHEKELEA SANA, ANAMJUA ALIVYO MTU WA MKWARA MZITO
ReplyDeleteHii kali na inapatikana Africa pekee yake
ReplyDeleteanakwepa TRA huyo maana wanaweza sema hana Invoice original.
ReplyDeleteHIYO HAIWEZEKANI HATA KIDOGO. HUYO N'GOMBE HAWEZI AKATULIA KIASI CHA KURUHUS DEREVA AENDESHE PIKIPIKI.
ReplyDeleteTUMIENI AKILI KIDOGO - AU MPAKA MUAMBIWE NA WORLD BANK KUWA HIYO NI UONGO?
Duh! Jamaaa anambashia huyo ng'ombe, unajua kwa grade za joto ni juu kuliko ya binadamu, Haya jamani vituko kila kukicha,
ReplyDeleteman + cow = 500KG, tuk tuk inaweza beba hii?
ReplyDeleteeti mnasema ng'ombe!!?? mbona mimi naona mwanamke kapakiwa mbele kwenye piki piki?! au pc yangu mbovu?! hebu sogeza macho yako karibu kabisa na screen yako kisha uvute hatua saba kwenda nyuma uone..
ReplyDeleteHahaha Jamani nimecheka mpaka ushuzi umenitoka. Hiyo ndiyo Afrika du du!!!Ama kweli
ReplyDeleteSijui ni nini kinatokea, Labda mtu wa kwenye hii passat atweleze?
ReplyDeleteHapo braza Michu.. Maybe, Maybe NOT. Nitaangalia hapo!?
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