HOW TO RECRUIT THE
RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation:
*If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation:
*If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the
accounts Department.
*If they are recounting them...Put them in
*If they are recounting them...Put them in
auditing
*If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
*If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in
*If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
*If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in
planning.
*If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in
*If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in
operations .
*If they are sleeping. Put them in
security.
*If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in
information Technology (IT).
*If they are sitting idle. Put them in
*If they are sitting idle. Put them in
human resources.
*If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
*If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
*If they have already left for The day. Put them in
marketing
*If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on
strategic Planning..
*And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In
*And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In
Top management
By Mdau
By Mdau
So i'd fit in top management....Damn kwa wengine kweli Fate haina Kwikwi....
ReplyDeleteA Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
ReplyDeleteyou take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"