faithfulness...
She was only 3 months old when she started to talk. The 1st word she said was "gugu". The grandmother was so excited that at least her grandchild knows her as the grandmother. Within a week poor grandmother passed away. She was buried the following week.
A week after the burial, the 3 months old child said "Auntie". The very same thing happened. The poor aunt passed away within a week. Family members were really surprised and scared about this young one. Every body was scared. Even the mother was scared. She didn't want this young one to call her "mama".
After the burial, the young one said "butie". Within a week, the young one's brother passed away. The father of the child didn't know what to do. He was more scared than any body in the family. The day after the burial, the scared father took the 3 months old to the restaurant. Upon their arrival there, he bought some sweets for the young one. The father started to teach the young one how to say "mama". Instead of "mama", guess what she said......." papa".... ....yooo! !!! The poor father was really scared he left the restaurant without even saying goodbye. He did not say anything to his wife.
The next day he made a plan. "I don’t want to see myself passing away". As from tomorrow, I am going to run down south until my death on Friday. He did not tell anyone where he was going. The young one continued to say ...."Papa".. ...Wednesday. ..Thursday, the father was still running..... .Friday.. ....God.. .He couldn't wait to see his death and he was more scared than ever. Friday passed...... ..Saturday passed and he is still alive.
The next Monday he went back home........ ....
Guess who had passed away........ ....
A man from next door
A week after the burial, the 3 months old child said "Auntie". The very same thing happened. The poor aunt passed away within a week. Family members were really surprised and scared about this young one. Every body was scared. Even the mother was scared. She didn't want this young one to call her "mama".
After the burial, the young one said "butie". Within a week, the young one's brother passed away. The father of the child didn't know what to do. He was more scared than any body in the family. The day after the burial, the scared father took the 3 months old to the restaurant. Upon their arrival there, he bought some sweets for the young one. The father started to teach the young one how to say "mama". Instead of "mama", guess what she said......." papa".... ....yooo! !!! The poor father was really scared he left the restaurant without even saying goodbye. He did not say anything to his wife.
The next day he made a plan. "I don’t want to see myself passing away". As from tomorrow, I am going to run down south until my death on Friday. He did not tell anyone where he was going. The young one continued to say ...."Papa".. ...Wednesday. ..Thursday, the father was still running..... .Friday.. ....God.. .He couldn't wait to see his death and he was more scared than ever. Friday passed...... ..Saturday passed and he is still alive.
The next Monday he went back home........ ....
Guess who had passed away........ ....
A man from next door
Hahahahahaha! !!!!!!!!! !!
LOL! asali mtoto asije akasema baba wa kambo...
ReplyDeleteThe one thought was father, wasn't the real one - Crap!!
ReplyDeletelame joke if u have to laugh yourself.
ReplyDeleteok, that means he was not the real father the. the real father was the one who died....mh, wanawake nyie...kwa kutuibia...
ReplyDeletethis is funny.
ReplyDeletehapo juu umekosea sio GUGU ni GOGO kama vile tangazo la vodacom yebo gogo. stori toka zululand nina miaka 16 hapa nakabana nao tu nauzenophobia wao ndo sabubu nimekulewa vuzuri zaidi ktk sory yako
ReplyDeleteBaada ya kufikiria, ni hivi. Mama mtoto alitembea nje. Yule baba wa jiranindo alikuwa baba mtoto hasa!
ReplyDeleteFuny!
ReplyDeleteIntellectual heavy weight, DC.
which auntie then passed away? This is not funny rather gender insultation!
ReplyDeletemdau not only gender insultation,but those who see women as object and look down on them!!
ReplyDeletestupid
Jamani, msikasirike, hii ni hadithi tuu kama hadithi nyingine za paka na panya kwaajili ya kutuchekesha.
ReplyDelete"Insultation" ni nini? There is no such a word. There is Insult, insulting,insulted.
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