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Tanzanian blog operating since 2005, covering International news and Local News, including Politics, Fashion, Social Scenes, Interviews, Movies, Events, personalities and anything positive happening worldwide. Written in Swahili and English targeting both Swahili and English readers.
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Weee acha kabisa, huyo mama huyo mtindo umetulia. Ila ilitakiwa umuonyeshe kwa mbele vile vile. Utafikiri anataka kupaa. Yungiz
ReplyDeleteMany Africans have been traveling abroad to seek greener pastures. Many are nurses who eventually take their husbands with them. Unfortunately, these men can't find decent jobs and find themselves doing the rat race or funny jobs just to make ends meet. One of them finds a job as a zoo attendant. But as there are not many wild animals in UK zoos, the institution decides to hire people and have them pretend to be zoo animals - dressed in real animal
ReplyDeleteskins so as to keep zoo attendance figures up.
Our African friend happily takes up one of the jobs dresses up in a monkey skin doing all sorts of acrobatics swinging from tree to tree. As he is busy entertaining people, he accidentally falls in a lions den. The lion roars so loudly that the "Monkey" shouts MAMAA WEE!! NISAIDIENI!! NAFA LEO! Then the lion approaches the ALMOST DEAD "monkey" and says "acha KELELE WEWEEE mimi M-BONGO mwenzako..."
For the resident the event on that day ticket sales almost doubled!! bcoz people thought it waz a unique thing to see a monkey chat with the lion.
Duh!
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Duuh michu naona huko minesota uko busy na mambo mengine kwani karibu siku 3 sasa habari hauna hata picha zenyewe ktk siku 3 hazifiki hata 5 kulikoni?
ReplyDeleteDu kweli hii ni kali, kumbe na wabongo hatuko nyuma safi sana. Tupe vitu vingine Michuzi.
ReplyDeleteaisee mambo ya mwanza waachie wenyewe sijui musoma ha ha ha ha sasa anaenda wapi jamani? mhhh hiyo kali michuzi....
ReplyDeleteLooking super fly mama ......show what you got
ReplyDeleteAmbaye anakaa nyuma yake kanisani hatweza kuone kitu! Na hiyo kitu mkononi iko kama mgomba!
ReplyDeleteaisseeeh sina mbavu maana nimecheka ile mbaya na nipo ofisi mpaka watu wanauliza nini? nikawaonyesha basi nao ni kicheko tuu mpaka nasikia maumivu..ni huyo Anon wa Lion na monkey wa kibongo,imeanza kama insult kwa wabongo wa majuu lakini umemalizia vizuri sana
ReplyDeleteMaza ana msondo si kitoto...kisamvu cha kopo hapo.
ReplyDeleteMITINDO MINGINE BWANA, SASA HAPO UPEPO UKIJA SI UTAMPAISHA KAMA YUKO KWENYE PARACHUTE BWANA! MGOMBA SI MGOMBA, KIPEPEO SI KIPEPEO,KUTI SI KUTI,JANI SI JANI, WALLAHI SIJUI KITU GANI!
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