1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes ….. That her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said “he, who never lived, cannot die!”
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Crocodiles!
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Just to comment on the first one. For time to have been waiting for you, you will have to lie to the clock when you put the batteries back in as you will surely need to state the current time then - that is, if you ever do. Just to remind you guys that all registers - be they the spiritual ones in heaven and hell or the high-tech ones in electronic processing devices are governed by the old law of exclusion of wonder - nothing can be tru and false at the same time. Hence, all lawyers should be unemployed as they are known for twisting facts. You don't believe me? Ask those who rip off the nation and get good lawyers to defend them. Or simply ask OJ.
ReplyDeletewhy so many negativity on women?am against these jokes!
ReplyDeleteThe second one is best, I like it.
ReplyDeleteanon hapo juu try to have a sense of humour I am a woman as well and didn't see anything that is offensive towards women,its just a joke have a laugh and move on,negativity doesn't work unless you decide to let it dictate your life
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ReplyDelete1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just Reverse the damn battery from the clock and Move On!
Note: Your Watch will go backwards (counter-clockwise) once you reverse Batteries
-BooSt3D
Annon June 19 6:18 why are you so worried about your femeniship!? That is natural and there is no other way round it! Do you wanna change your sex?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your status as you will never have it the opposite way in this world. Afterall, there are must be a MAN and a woman i this world.